this post was submitted on 07 Nov 2023
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[–] NotErisma@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago (3 children)

>playing jeopardy with friends

>"this 5 letter B word is an antiquated description of a mistake"

>I shout Boner with confidence

>The correct answer is actually BOTCH

>been getting laughed at since

soviet-pout

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] NotErisma@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

I said it twice - that's how confident I was

Second time extra loud

bernie-pout

Botch isn't even antiquated! People use it all the time!

I would have argued with Alex over that one.

[–] AcidSmiley@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (3 children)

what if instead of election day it was ejection day and everybody on the ballot would be catapulted out of an F-35

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What if instead of ejection day it was rejection day and we turned our backs on everyone on the ballet and established the power of the proletariate vanguard?

[–] the_itsb@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Could we maybe do Rejection Day followed by Ejection Evening?

[–] janus2 9 points 1 year ago

that sounds dangerously productive

[–] HexbearGPT@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

If we can get congress to pay for it, i think we could get military weapons makers to lobby for it so they can make more money selling F35s.

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

why else do they put you in a private booth to vote?

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

my place only provides a little posterboard thing that sits on top of the table, so it's a little awkward for everyone else

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

watering the tree of liberty

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Please stop laughing at Joker's boner.

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

(I wish I could find that ASCII art from the old sub of "Joker's Dick", let's pretend it's here)

[–] HexbearGPT@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

joker-dancing swang that thang

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Isn't every day erection day?

all-my-apes-gone .eth

[–] TrashGoblin@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

If you're in good vascular health, yes.

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

Where my faithless erectors at?

Erectoral College! The State of the Union if ERECT! God Bless the United States of Engorgica!

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago
[–] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

the day after would be pretty miserable

idk, there'd be a lot of pressure-washing

[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Erection Day is when we tear down all confederate statues and erect statues of Nat Turner and John Brown in their place

[–] Lamb@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 year ago

I love the erection day.

[–] HexbearGPT@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Boner day is already a holiday. It’s July 4th.

Don't you know all that voting will make you go blind. i-voted

they gotta put locks on the voting booths then