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[-] qooqie@lemmy.world 85 points 10 months ago

If your kidney stopped makin piss I think you’d be a lot more uncomfortable lol

[-] flicker@kbin.social 35 points 10 months ago

I took care of a lady with kidney failure for a while and when she skipped dialysis, lemme fuckin tell ya, she knew.

The toxic shit the kidney works on really feels toxic once it stops!

[-] SaakoPaahtaa@lemmy.world 55 points 10 months ago

At home: kidney sleep😴

Right as I start a 6h car ride: kidney on the grind💪👁️

[-] 1847953620@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

kidneys should be the insult, assholes get shit on just for doing their job, and they still try their hardest. their only bad qualities are our own failures of duty towards them.

we're just a bunch of selfish kidneys.

[-] scottyjoe9@sh.itjust.works 52 points 10 months ago

Wait, your heart and lungs stop when you sleep? 🤔

[-] LemmyFeed@lemmy.world 39 points 10 months ago

Yours don't? You ever actually confirm they keep going when you sleep?

[-] rostby@lemmy.fmhy.net 12 points 10 months ago

I’ve listened to other’s heartbeat while they’re asleep

[-] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 24 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

That only confirms that theirs works, not yours.

[-] rostby@lemmy.fmhy.net 11 points 10 months ago

It’s not “theirs” for long

[-] TrousersMcPants@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago

They just chill out for a while

[-] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 37 points 10 months ago

Broke my ankle recently and had to have surgery to fix it. I''m laid up at my parents' place until after Christmas at least. It's been rough because I have to rely heavily on my family.

Anyway, my bladder goes crazy at night and I was having trouble opening doors on my own because I hop around with the aid of a walker. Well last night my mom wouldn't answer her phone to open doors for me. I had to piss so fucking bad that I risked my safety to open the necessary doors. It was actually really easy and everyone's lives got so much easier because of it. I'm making a lil bag to hang on my walker so I can get my own snacks from the kitchen. I've also learned to use my cane to grab shit that's out of reach. Being a burden on others is a really good motivator to figure out how to do shit that seems impossible physically.

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 19 points 10 months ago

Kidney is a night owl

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 19 points 10 months ago

It needs the hammer to make the kidney stones.

[-] JoeKis@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago

Piss is stored in the balls, duh 🙄

[-] TangledHyphae@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

Lol I love the Xhitter link, because it truly is a shitter.

[-] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 4 points 10 months ago

But the brain too?

[-] confusedbytheBasics@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Someone with functional kidneys complaining about the privilege.

[-] ransomwarelettuce@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago
[-] JCreazy@midwest.social -5 points 10 months ago

If your kidneys are making piss, I think you should probably see a doctor.

[-] slackassassin@sh.itjust.works 37 points 10 months ago

If your kidneys aren't making piss you should definitely see a doctor.

[-] JCreazy@midwest.social 16 points 10 months ago

Everyone knows pee is stored in the balls

[-] Jackcooper@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago

If your lungs are diffusing gas into your bloodstream, I think you should probably see a doctor.

[-] BloodSlut@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago
this post was submitted on 09 Nov 2023
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