No. Edit: Wait, COVID. I took COVID home.

Hahaha fuck yeah!

Microwave, lounge, fridge, dozen office chairs and a shit load of stationary.

Nothing big but I'm the one in the office who decides what gets thrown away. It's amazing what I find dumpster diving immediately after I've cleaned an area.

So much shit. I work in restaurants so I take food all the time. My food budget is tiny.

Back when I was much more brazen, all my plates, cups, pots, pans and cleaning supplies were from work.

The rate at which I steal from work is directly proportional to my pay rate.

If you're not stealing from work, work is stealing from you

Oh this happened to me in reverse. My workplace (a client's office, technically) dumped a bunch of stuff at my house without permission, and I did not keep it. Expected me to store boxes and boxes of financial records, for infinity years, no contract or anything. They also defaulted on money owed to me, which I had to pay taxes on, even though I received nothing. Never have I met such an arrogantly entitled company owner.

Sold it all as scrap paper. Recovered 0.005% of the money owed this way. Later their company was dissolved due to nonpayment of taxes. If they ever come back to the country, they may have heir passport withheld until they pay what's owed. Which is whatever the tax department says it is, because they have no financial records.

I always kept copies of my design/work even if my contract states that they belong to the company.

At this one office I worked at, none of their ergonomic equipment was asset-tagged for some reason, and everybody knew about it. So whenever somebody with a lot of ergo gear got fired or quit, it was a race to raid their desk and plunder their equipment. Management never looked into it because nothing was tagged, so they never qualified what equipment was given out in order to claim as missing in the first place.

I got a decent keyboard and trackball mouse out of it. I know a few people that managed to sneak out some of the $800+ chairs, but that always felt too risky to me.

At another place I worked at, they were upgrading all their computers at every desk. I asked the dude swapping then out what they do with the old machines. He told me they were literally being taken out back to a pile to be scrapped/recycled. I asked if I could take one, he said he wasn't allowed to give them to me, but he then reiterated exactly where the pile of old computers was. I took the hint, snuck around the back of the building and grabbed one of the tiny little OptiPlex Minis. Used it as a media center for a little while.

At my previous job, once a year they had a catalog of company merch. Nobody ever got it, because it was kind of over priced. Well, I had a good year and wanted a jacket and a zip up fleece. It was like, $160. My order comes, and I love it. I give the person in charge of said orders a check. Next day, she gives it back, saying they were having an issue cashing it internationally, or something. Because the company is headquartered in Canada. So, a week goes by and I ask if it was sorted out, or should I pay a different way. She said she'd let me know. Then, she quit. I was there another year, and nobody ever hunted me down for my $160. Then I quit. Free jacket and fleece.

I do have a small collection of parts that were manufactured or ordered incorrectly. They're useless, and too small to be of any scrap value. I like them because they are so drastically different from the prints, it's funny. Like, what were they thinking when they made these? I'll probably bring them back ans toss them in the scrap bin before I leave this job.

Old computer equipment. It wasn't being used for anything, and would have ended up being thrown out if I didn't take it. Stuff was too old to be useful in a business environment now, but I built a small retro gaming rig running Windows 98 out of it.

Nice try, boss.

Working for a tech company, working from home is allowed. Each employee receive a monitor, mouse, keyboard,… to be able to work from home. During Covid, my wife who is working for a social organisation, had to work from home, on a super small pc without any equipment provided. One day, I went to my office, took a screen and went back home with it. We still have it now. #wishRobinHood

I also took a bowl to put water for my cat.

I work for a small IT company. PCs that are discarded by our customers are securely erased and removed from our documentation before they are sent away for disposal.
We don't track how many PCs actually make it to disposal and we already have more than enough in the workshop for testing and emergencies.
So I sometimes take one for my homelab or to donate it to a non-profit I'm involved with. All it does to the company is save them money on disposal.

About 3000 years ago I worked as a night security guard in a place where we'd often have celebrities during the day. One night during one of my rounds I found an iPod in the parking lot. Went back to the control room and started going through the menus to see if I could figure out who it belonged to, and based on the device's name I realized it belonged to an abject asshole of a media personality / early "influencer" of sorts, who got rich by "preaching" what amounted to a secular prosperity gospel, essentially a cheerleader for the "fuck you, I got mine"-brand of capitalism.

I can say I didn't have to think too many milliseconds about what to do with the device and felt no pangs of guilt about yoinking it. I used it for years and years, and probably much longer than that particular dude would have since I mainly worked low income jobs and I couldn't have afforded a new one even if I wanted to.

I reset the device but kept its name as it was, just as a sort of small personal 🖕 to that guy.

Yeah, as a teacher I took notebooks and pens n stuff. Ok the other hand, I had to do a lot of that work on my spare time to prepare for lectures and communication with pupils. I also bought stuff for the pupils to make the lectures more interesting as the school has a very strict budget

While cleaning up the maintenance office I found a old Sony portable Bluetooth speaker in a plastic bag. It was obviously forgotten about from the ridiculous amount of dust on it and years of crap burried over it. I was surprised when it turned on and worked with really nice sound. A little roughed up and an old model but hey a nice speaker is a nice speaker. I quit months ago and still use that speaker every day.

In case you are wondering no I do not loose any sleep over 'stealing' it. As far as I'm concerned it was a small bonus.

Have you ever stolen from work? Yeah, doesn’t have the same ring to it…🤦🏻‍♂️

So I no longer work there but I worked 10+ years as Ops manager in international removals. Once a year we would do a stocktake on all the inbound freight locations, pull aside anything that was out of place and then try and find an owner, most of the items were returned to their owners. But every year there would also be a few items without any identification, I would set these aside myself in the warehouse and then the following year if still unclaimed I would take them home or throw it in the bin.

The best items are 3 x 1.5L bottles of Penfolds Grange & 50g bar of gold.

But other than that there are so many items, a limited edition Beatles Sargent Pepper's marble pressing with all the inserts intact. Few antique gold mirrors. Artwork. Media centre PC. Dining table and chairs. 2 Herman Miller office chairs, that's just the stuff I remember while looking around my house now

When I worked at KFC I stole an entire bag of country gravy mix. That shit lasted me years.

I also stole an entire box of frozen strawberries when I worked at Jamba Juice. Ended up giving a lot of them away.

And toilet paper when I worked at Blockbuster.

My old workplace had a cafeteria where we ate as much as we wanted for a fixed price taken from our paycheck, the only thing was that we weren't allowed to take food to bring it home... So I've technically stolen a whole lot of muffins over 12 years!

Honestly, no, I don't think so. I've taken things home to keep, with permission (limited design beer glasses, mostly, some old uniforms once the design changes); and I've taken home disposable supplies without permission (steel scrubs, sharpies, expo markers); and I've taken things that would otherwise be thrown out to give as gifts (best one was a six-inch Le Creuset enameled cast iron Dutch oven).

But if a job treats me right I don't steal, and if they don't I either force them to or leave.

I pass my own printer's cartridge to my company for recharging. I don't print a lot tho and it's near completely work-related. I thinks it's a tax on them using signed paper documents in 2023.

My first experience with stealing something without permission was a family member bringing home the keys to their workplace by mistake, putting the clothes whose pocket they were inside in the washer, and then me being hit with anxiety at school because the keys travelled into my uniform skirt pocket while in the washer which made me think I stole them because someone noticed. ~~It ignited my lifetime career as master thief~~ no just kidding my sister came to the rescue. But I would never be immune to the same habit of accidental key-taking when I got older.

I had a warehouse job for a textile company that made mostly work clothes, chef coats, table linens, etc, and part of my duties was processing returns. Once in a while we got stuff back that couldn't be put back into stock for one reason or another (items had been altered, discontinued, slightly damaged) so I took home some chef coats, aprons, cloth napkins and such that otherwise were going in the trash.

I also was in charge of ordering our supplies from uline. If you've never ordered from uline (not that I recommend it, last time I checked their owners' politics were trash) when you hit certain order amounts you can get free stuff. The previous guy in charge of ordering was a manager or supervisor or something, and would give those freebies out to people, when he left they didn't really hire a direct replacement and most of his duties fell on me without any real promotion or raise so I started keeping those freebies for myself. There was never any official policy about it, and I just never really mentioned it to anyone and did it on my own since I was the guy receiving the packages anyway. Just before I gave my two weeks notice one of the other warehouse employees asked me about giving out the free stuff like the previous guy did, I wasn't there long enough to make another order after that, but if I had been she always kind of treated me like trash so I might have started giving stuff out to everyone but her.

I also probably walked out of there with a few box cutters and pencils and such, not intentionally, just putting things in my pocket and forgetting about them until I got home.

I took a big box of cat-5 from when my office was being shut down. I made ethernet cables of varying lengths as I needed them.

Eventually they called me back and hired me as management in a new area and I worked there for 7 more years. No regrets. Would steal again.

The older and more disillusioned I grow, the more I do it.

Nothing expensive tho.

A brand new Keurig

I and the one other guy remaining at our old office for 6mo while we finished the move and got ready for demo didn't drink coffee, but HR made sure we had a brand new machine. At the end of the 6 months I took it for my wife. That was 5 or 6 years ago now and it's still the quick coffee machine when I don't wanna bother making espresso

Other than that mostly office supply doodads for random shit, like a handful of paperclips to turn into bowl plugs, or printing a shipping label on works nice sticker labels. You know, office perks