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sickobama (hexbear.net)

submitted 11 months ago by Coolkidbozzy@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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[-] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 46 points 11 months ago

Hi-res version from The Onion's website

[-] danisth@hexbear.net 17 points 11 months ago

“Community Center”

[-] RION@hexbear.net 40 points 11 months ago

I'm so "what is Obama's last name" poisoned my first reaction was that's not Obama, that's his wife

[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 22 points 11 months ago

Classic Chiblee bit,

"Name a woman"

"Obama's wife"

[-] RION@hexbear.net 13 points 11 months ago

Chiblee, chibleeee

We love our chiblee

[-] reddit@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago

Olivia Munn, Chibleeeeee

[-] yoink@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago

bandle today pharaoh? eeeuuGHHH

[-] AmarkuntheGatherer@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 11 months ago

That's Michelle Care isn't she?

[-] Tachanka@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago

Michelle Hussein Care saddam-hussein

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 27 points 11 months ago

First she took away the pizza and slice of cake for school lunch now she's subjecting kids to overexertion. Mrs. Obama is truly a fitness nazi.

[-] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 13 points 11 months ago

But the real question is: Will she be our newest sicko emoji?

[-] Tachanka@hexbear.net 13 points 11 months ago

I'm a fitness nazi.... fitness nazi straight into the mine shaft tito-laugh barbara-pit pit

[-] operacion_ogro@hexbear.net 25 points 11 months ago

I'm always shouting "grunt" when I play ball

[-] Crowtee_Robot@hexbear.net 20 points 11 months ago

I swear he's doing it just for our emote library at this rate. sicko-hexbear

[-] StellarTabi@hexbear.net 20 points 11 months ago

im a little fly chewing me some yummy kales

[-] the_itsb@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago

hare-brained wife checking in

wheeeeeeeeeee, time to prank my husband with activities we'll both hate!

[-] Cherufe@hexbear.net 18 points 11 months ago

No actual pickles

[-] Maoo@hexbear.net 16 points 11 months ago

I played pickleball for the first time last week.

I do not see the appeal over tennis.

[-] ilyenkov@hexbear.net 18 points 11 months ago

The court is smaller and the ball moves slower: more fun if you're not good at tennis

[-] Tachanka@hexbear.net 15 points 11 months ago

It's centrism between table tennis and tennis

[-] GaveUp@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago

It's less running and more focus on hitting the ball

Still worse than table tennis and badminton tho

[-] Kitttty@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago

Table Tennis is sick

[-] theletterw@lemm.ee 13 points 11 months ago

Who knew the Sicko was such an athlete?

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 13 points 11 months ago

(no actual pickles)

[-] Comp4@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Another day another banger

[-] Catradora_Stalinism@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago

(fitness nazi)

[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago

No that's the best part, fitness nazis and former first ladies.

He used Michelle Obama for the picture but he's saying it's a defining trait among former first ladies.

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago

Kale is good, but as always fitness nuts and food fad people find ways to not only force it on people, but prepare it the worst ways possible. Also got a little bitterness towards kale, since I grew Russian kale at one point, and it took off like a weed for years onwards. I grew tired of it, but the kale fad wasn't a thing at the time, so it was just me eating kale as an attempt of a more utilitarian form of weeding.