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[-] Zehzin@lemmy.world 74 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Thesis: milk

Antithesis: alcohol

Synthesis: white russians.

[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago

Fuck yeah! Glad someone else can see the true path.

[-] bitwaba@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

That's just like... your opinion man....

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[-] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 42 points 1 year ago

No way I’m washing down a slice of chocolate cake with a shot of vodka.

[-] _dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz 19 points 1 year ago

Sooo, washing down a pint of vodka with a slice of cake then?

[-] aggelalex@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

That actually sounds more delicious to me...

Oh you're going to like rum cake!

(Well not like, real rum cake. I mean like dipping your cake in a glass of rum, Oreo style)

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[-] slackassassin@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 year ago
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[-] elxeno@lemm.ee 30 points 1 year ago

Lactose intolerant ppl need to be more tolerant 🙃

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[-] MNByChoice@midwest.social 25 points 1 year ago

Most restaurants have milk. Just ask for it and stop hanging out with drunks.

[-] slackassassin@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 year ago

Gotta be honest here, I'd rather hang out with drunks than a bunch of milk chugging tea totalers.

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[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm lactose intolerant so I don't go around in public drinking glasses of milk.

I'm also a recovering alcoholic so I also don't go around public drinking alcohol.

[-] Kase@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Then what do you do with your life?!

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 year ago

Not drinking anymore has allowed me to travel the world to five continents, 40 countries, multiple cruises and meet people from all over the world. It's amazing how much money and time you save when you stop drinking, smoking and drugging. It also allowed me to run a small business fixing building repairing houses for over 30 years and save enough money and time and energy to own my own house, multiple vehicles and two other recreational properties.

I still drink milk sometimes though ... just not in public because it makes me fart.

[-] Kase@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Aye good for you friend! Rereading my comment I realize it probably came off as criticizing your sobriety, so I just wanna clarify I didn't mean that at all! It was just supposed to be a weird joke, like, 'what on earth do you do if not walk around in public all day drinking milk/alcohol?'

But that's fuckin baller, I'm glad you're enjoying your life, it sounds awesome! (And I feel you, I'm lactose intolerant too, so most dairy consumption is done in private XD)

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 year ago

I probably did come off defensive and my apologies as well for any bad feelings .... man I love this community ... thanks for clarifying ... I don't who did right or wrong (or even if anyone did or not) ... all I know is that you made me feel good and I think that's all that matters ... I'll raise a glass of milk to you (I don't think you'll want to sit next to me tho)

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[-] dimath@ttrpg.network 22 points 1 year ago

Just add some coffee to your milk.

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[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

Its not that I judge public milk drinkers. I just don't trust public milk.

[-] TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago

I have some private milk I have made if you trust that

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[-] gmtom@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

Drinking milk in public - weird.

Drinking a milk and frozen cream smoothie in public - perfectly normal.

[-] raptir@lemdro.id 16 points 1 year ago

I recently stopped drinking, just kind of organically. I cut down to help cut some calories and ended up stopping altogether.

The pressure is weird at any sort of event. I declined some champagne that was being passed around and the response was "why not? It's free!"

[-] sdpangolin@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

I can't drink alcohol for medical reasons. It interacts badly with one of my prescriptions. It's really weird how often I have to tell people about it. Nobody really pressures me after I say "medical reasons", of course... but I'm very familiar with that confusion people get.

[-] raptir@lemdro.id 11 points 1 year ago

For me it's basically the same reason I don't drink soda. And yet no one questions me when I have an iced tea instead of a soda, but not drinking alcohol requires an explanation.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

You know what I hate? In the rare times I order tea at a restaurant (they never boil the water, so it's almost always weak), I ask for milk instead of cream and the waiter looks at me like I asked for some sugar to put on my steak.

[-] redimk@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 year ago

Tea with milk is the best thing ever. Everybody always looks at me weird when I put milk in my tea. They're just missing out, to be honest.

The worst part is that one of my friends doesn't mind putting milk in Pepsi but has the audacity to look at me funny when I put milk in tea.

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[-] gmtom@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Cream? With tea? Do we need a war of 1812 part 2?

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[-] Dazed_Confused@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

It depends on the kind of milk

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[-] psmgx@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Milk doesn't have a 50% markup and can make people dance, fight, or fuck

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[-] FeelThePower@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 year ago

sonetimes I stop and get a single serving bottle of milk at the store to drink on my walk home from work and always feel weird if people see me drinking it... guess now I know I'm not the only one.

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[-] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 year ago

This post reminded me how much I cut back on alcohol. This year, I have been drinking 3 times, on my b-day, visiting a friend and once when a friend was over. I'm a mental wreck (clinical depression) so I cannot say I'm feeling better. Maybe I would feel worse if I drank more tho.

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[-] TheControlled@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

"MILK WAS A BAD CHOICE!"

[-] lietuva@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

alcohol withers your body so much, maybe you don't feel it now, but maybe one day you will wake up looking 20y older than you supposed to be. maybe it sounds harsh, but thas what i fear the most. Thats why i rarely go out - all my friends i know keep drinking, and without participating in it there's really not much to do. I take drinks now or then, but getting shit faced and spending whole Saturday hangover seems kind waste of free time. Fuck milk tho.

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