Potato salad is delicious. Fight me OP
this post was submitted on 02 Dec 2023
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Nah I fucking look like that too mate
Foreheads unite
Tater salad is stored in the head
More like fivehead amirite?
Poteighto head
It appears they've already united and amassed their forces on that poor woman's face.
Our forehead looks big because our head has to accommodate our huge brains.
five head babyteeth
Aim for the forehead OP
Add some mustard and hard boiled egg... I'd shank a bitch and lick my fingers after. Tangy AND delicious.
You guys make potato salad without hard boiled eggs, tatarka and pickled vegetables?
Potato salad is pretty mid until the Germans get their hands on it
Then we're talking some of the best shit around
Or the French (ugh, some relatives was from Lithuania so maybe not that french?)
With cut up boiled (in France I guess "hard" boiled, but just so that the yellow isn't liquid any more) eggs, onions (red, sweet , white, whatever just cut them more if they're too 'strong', use the amount you find adequate(IMO for a foreigner this is so French)) and a mustard-olive oil-vinegar sauce (fluffed up obviously, not just mixing. Mustard + a LITTLE vinegar and then slowly mix the oil in with the gentle battering by a small spoon...).
Potatoes cut up too ofc (boiled beforehand) and just delicately mix it all (or you'll get a sort of claylike thing. Totally good but less enjoyable).
Pff, I'm just off the table and I'm thinking of the next meal already 😊
U wot m8?
Eat potato salad
Heathen!
My bet is the face features were selected and shrunk then blended onto the original face
It's a selfie of me, the potato salad man
Why does this feel like an scp
Warm potato salad is great.
spoiler
just make sure it is warm due to being fresh and the potatoes are still hot, and not warm due to the sun.
This is some sort of AI image, right?
I hope so but it keeps popping up with different captions. last time I saw the caption was "If mayonnaise was a person."
I hope it's not a real person because no woman who puts that much care into her hair and makeup wouldn't have the self-awareness of how huge her own forehead is and make some effort to cover it with a different hairstyle.
What's wrong with wanting to pay tribute to Beavis and Butthead?
I'd like to introduce you to a few of my bosses
Some people are just not that self aware and some people live in such closed little groups of people that they reinforce all their identities no matter how strange they are to someone on the outside. I live in northern Ontario in Canada and we're considered pretty bland and simple up here ... you could say we still have a lot of pioneer hold over from our older generations ... because people like me can still say that I lived with my grandfather who was in the first world war and that my parents were born in the bush.
Anyways, I'm also friends with people in the south of Ontario which has a culture that is more Americanized and they live and believe in a whole different lifestyle and ideas that are far different than mine. Sometimes I'm made to feel like I'm talking to someone in the year 2100 and I'm stuck in 1990 .... not that they're smarter, they just think they're in a better world than where I'm from. And in the rural areas, I feel like I'm talking to and looking at someone from Texas than from Canada.
angry german noises
I join the angry noises
Wow!
That's some solid potato salad right there
Well, I can touch my shins!
Ron White in shambles.
3 or 30?
Mentally or physically?
!potatoism@lemmy.world accepts all potato enthusiasts.
How did you get this photo of me
Poor potato salad 😭
This is someone that thinks mayonnaise is too spicy and makes super bland ass potato salad that uses raisins for spice
Ok, I think she's pretty, but that hair is not helping her out because it's too big in the back. My personal opinion is that I think she would be more attractive if she had a flatter hair style and used light-color eye make up. Maybe something with white or glitter would really bring out her eyes. Regardless, I think that she can do whatever makes her happy.
if mayonaise was a person
That's not what he meant when he said he wanted more head, Karen.
Most uncanny valley ever