Imagine not learning your lesson about going for the hook.
Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice the shame is still on you i'm a fucking fish
“There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.”
― George W. Bush
Such wise words
I read that he had to change it up on the fly because he didn't want someone to have a clip of him saying "shame on me". If that's true it wasn't a terrible move. Just not very graceful.
I did not have sexual relations with that woman
fool me once, shame on you, but teach a man to fool me, and i'll be fooled the rest of my life
"You fool me once you ain't gonna be fooling me again"
~George W
You know I've always seen that as less him fucking up the saying and more him deciding to use that opportunity for a veiled threat.
Like "fool me twice shame on- fuck that I ain't getting fooled again"
Don't cry
I am just a fish
Yo ho, yo ho
Near the hooks, I'll never go
Spongebob, let me ask you something: does this look dangerous to you?
Plenty of fish in the sea my bass*
Plenty of fish in my ass the sea*
What they didn't tell you is it's a backyard pond with one fish in it.
Or that the images are reversed, and he caught a fish with a scar then cut the scar open for internet points.
/s although possible I don't think that's what happened
Lucky fisher, unlucky fish, or masochist fish?
If you fish something, set it free. If you fish it again, it's yours fishever
Poor fish
This is how megalomaniacal and malicious micromanaging God and I keep meeting. He’ll open the wound and throw me back in because He loves me.
How am I supposed to know it's the same guy? I call BS.
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