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[-] Sasha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 57 points 8 months ago
[-] Khrux@ttrpg.network 26 points 8 months ago

I still say gopiss girl on a weekly basis when someone leaves to pee, and I think that meme was probably 4 years ago by now.

[-] bownage@beehaw.org 11 points 8 months ago

I say it to my partner daily don't worry there's dozens of us

[-] Linkyu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 8 months ago

Originated in April 2020, so close to 4 years now yeah

[-] Sasha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 8 months ago

Oh hahaha, I wasn't aware of that. Thankyou for this blessing ๐Ÿ™

[-] junfel@campfyre.nickwebster.dev 1 points 8 months ago

hahahahaha T_T

[-] andrewta@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

How much do you pay for something like that?

[-] Sasha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 8 months ago

How much you got on you? Because that much

[-] andrewta@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

I have a coupon for a free dominoes pizza and $1.50 in change

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago

Ah yes, thanks for offering to pay for my therapist so we can pick up where we left off. The cost is $200 a session, with weekly sessions.

Will that be PayPal or check?

[-] SattaRIP@kbin.social 7 points 8 months ago

I haven't watched the show, but I believe the characters in it are stupid crazy rich.

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

"oh, like, my god, Brittany just bought two new Bentley Continentals, one in pearl white and one in sunset red, just so she can match her car with the color of the sky. she didn't get one in radiant black since nobody goes out at night, that's when the poor people come out!" -my assumption of how TV shows like this go

[-] junfel@campfyre.nickwebster.dev 3 points 8 months ago

please let me pay in installments with 0.01% interest :(((((

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Best I can do is weekly payments at 39.98% interest, beginning on the service date.

[-] niktemadur@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Monero. 'Cause the therapist is a paranoid.

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