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[–] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I wouldn't do anything. It's already a stable situation.

[–] StoneyDcrew@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I think I'd scream, but my voice may be a little ho~~a~~rse

[–] Tremble@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

Booooooooo! 😂

[–] _lilith@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

does the big horse move its legs to run with the little ones flailing all over, or does it just hold really still while the little ones run making it glide though the pasture?

[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 years ago

Horse fart jet boots

[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago

I would rent a house for this penta horse.

Or maybe it's a penthouse for the pent-horse.

Not a professional so Idk, though

[–] EchoCranium@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 years ago

Is that what a horseshoe is supposed to look like?

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'd look at what the little horses are Standing on cause this smells like fractal.

[–] nomecks@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

It's horses all the way down

[–] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.one 6 points 2 years ago

I'd call a horseologist and tell them to get over here right away, there's no time to explain

[–] Bizarroland@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago

Kick one of the tiny horses in the leg, breaking it instantly and forcing the larger horse to stop and shoot themselves in the foot to put that foot out of its misery.

While that's going on, I make my escape.

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Zoom in to see even smaller horses

[–] aluminium@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Idk, the horse looks kinda friendly, ngl.

[–] SpezCanLigmaBalls@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Get more ducks.

[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Inside THE Situation?

[–] Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Sounds something like this when walking

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[–] AwkwardTurtle@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Does that horse have 4 horsepower or 5?

[–] Aggravationstation@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Demand a paternity test

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Which horses legs move? big horse, small horses or both?

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's got to be exclusively the small ones, surely.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I'm thinking it's kind of like roller skates

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 2 points 2 years ago

Still saner than the average horse

[–] Solaris1789@jlai.lu 2 points 2 years ago
[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Be correct about something and see what happens.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

LOL, it's the Nac Mac Feegle stealing a horse, except they'd carry it backwards. They usually steal "ships".

[–] seananigans@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Good question!