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Anon is straight (lemmy.world)
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[-] Voyajer@lemmy.world 52 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Reminds me of a different 4chan post.

[-] OmenAtom@lemmy.world 47 points 7 months ago

Holy fucking based

[-] DudeBro@lemm.ee 40 points 7 months ago

This is the result of using black and white terminology for something that is a fluid scale. Square peg meets circle hole (although this guy definitely knows his holes).

[-] Noodle07@lemmy.world 22 points 7 months ago

That's right, it goes in the asshole

[-] SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net 2 points 7 months ago

I wanted to make that reference, but you did it better

[-] gmtom@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago

I wanna get square pegged in my circle hole

[-] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago

I'd bet he knows his pegs too. He only has the straightest kinds of anal sex.

[-] CherenkovBlue@iusearchlinux.fyi 3 points 7 months ago

I think you mean "square peg meats circle hole" amirite?

[-] DahGangalang@infosec.pub 2 points 7 months ago

It almost sounds like you're implying he's "big enough" to be "acquainted" with his own holes.

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Anon is 51.13% straight

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 32 points 7 months ago

If you're attracted only to women and femboys... Are you straight or bi? 🤔

[-] thorbot@lemmy.world 30 points 7 months ago

If you really want to drill down a label it would be gynosexual. But for most, just means you're bi.

[-] lurch@sh.itjust.works 20 points 7 months ago
[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 14 points 7 months ago

Pure curiosity. I already want to bone everything with a pulse. And even some things without one.

[-] Breezy@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

Whoa hold up man, this is a Wendys.

[-] Fizz@lemmy.nz 4 points 7 months ago
[-] SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net 0 points 7 months ago
[-] Fizz@lemmy.nz 0 points 7 months ago

They're essentially the same thing.

[-] GluWu@lemm.ee 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)
[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 13 points 7 months ago

They say treat people how you want to be treated, but whenever I touch someone's butt they never touch mine. Sometimes they slap me on the face and I'm like "your aim is terrible!"

[-] GluWu@lemm.ee 0 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)
[-] DahGangalang@infosec.pub 16 points 7 months ago

Look there's places I want to stick my dick and all of them are none of your business (so just assume whichever is worst in your mind).

[-] bitwaba@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

You're as straight or as bi as you want to be

[-] DrPop@lemmy.ml 7 points 7 months ago

Aren't 2/3 straight? Anon just because the boy is pretty, don't make them a woman. Didn't you learn that in sex Ed.

[-] drolex@sopuli.xyz 6 points 7 months ago

Fake and I'm projecting.

this post was submitted on 20 Dec 2023
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