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An Arkansas man has been arrested after being found with six homemade pipe bombs, according to court documents.

Lawrence Hickman, 52, was booked into the Benton County Jail on Thursday on six counts of criminal possession of explosive materials or a destructive device. He is being held on a $1 million bond.

According to the arrest affidavit, a woman called Bella Vista police on Dec. 9 to report that Hickman had been harassing her.

Once BVPD arrived at Hickman’s residence, the woman told police she found a bottle of chloroform in a dresser drawer.

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[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 68 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Officers spoke with a neighbor who said that Hickman wanted to kayak to the Philippines where his wife was and planned to travel to Alaska, and through the Bering Sea.

The neighbor told BVPD that the pipe bombs were for sharks and pirates and he had liquor for the Russians, according to the affidavit.

[–] Masterblaster@kbin.social 50 points 1 year ago

they should have just let him go. it was going to work itself out.

[–] obviouspornalt@lemmynsfw.com 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dude's a few fries short of a Happy Meal.

[–] Pips 13 points 1 year ago

He wasn't accused of being the brightest bulb.

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

and he had liquor for the Russians, according to the affidavit

These americans dangerously underestimating us once again. We can lack many things, crucial ones, but cheep booze? Never, never!

[–] cashews_best_nut@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Did you recover your vodka reserves after Boris Yeltsin drank all the vodka lakes?

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

We secretly dug some just for him so he didn't know he didn't.

[–] RaincoatsGeorge@lemmy.zip 18 points 1 year ago

Please give him his pipe bombs back and let him go those sharks and pirates are no joke

[–] bedrooms@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I am so ashamed of myself. As an Asian, I always assumed Arkansas to be in North America.

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Officers spoke with a neighbor who said that Hickman wanted to kayak to the Philippines where his wife was and planned to travel to Alaska, and through the Bering Sea."

From Arkansas? 🤔

I mean, I guess he could take the Mississippi down through Mississippi and Louisiana to the Gulf of Mexico, down to the Panama Canal and into the Pacific Ocean, up the coast to Alaska and across that way...

TECHNICALLY possible.

[–] prole@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Doubt he'd be able to get through the canal on a kayak, no?

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Probably easier than going around the horn, I dunno.

[–] rhythmisaprancer@kbin.social 17 points 1 year ago

Holy cow, it sounds like someone told him to look on kayak.com and he got confused 🤔

[–] spider@lemmy.nz 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Sounds more like a Florida Man news story.

[–] solrize@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Plot twist: Arkansas Traveller turns out to be someone who got to Arkansas from Florida.

[–] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago
[–] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I feel better about my neighbors after reading that. How long do you think the neighbor was listening to this guy before realizing he was serious?

[–] geekworking@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Found the script for the next John Wick movie.

[–] Lophostemon@aussie.zone 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Guy’s gotta have a hobby!

BTW: he had liquor for the Russians, but what did he have for the Chinese?

BBTW: Sounds like a great funding pitch for a Nat Geo doco. If I was a multi millionaire I’d help him make it a reality. Even if he was just talking shit to avoid jail, I’d work it out with the judge and make him attempt it.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

He was planning to give liquor to the Russians so I can only imagine he planned to give the Chinese soy sauce.

[–] Omegamanthethird@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

As an Arkansas resident, I hate hearing Arkansas on the national stage. It's never good.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Arkansas has great barbecue and a beautiful stony countryside.

[–] Omegamanthethird@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

There's a lot to love about Arkansas. Unfortunately, 2/3 of the residents are either deplorable or don't mind hatefulness.

[–] skeezix@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Arkansas is the anus of the USA

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

No, that's Bakersfield, CA

[–] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

It's ok, a country can have multiple anuses.

[–] Texas_Hangover@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

I don't know who the hell would downvote this, but they've obviously never been to Bakersfield.

[–] cashews_best_nut@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can you guys sort the spelling out? I was 35 before I realised it's not pronounced ar-can-zas

[–] Omegamanthethird@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fun fact, the it's named after the Kansa tribe (pronounced Cans-Uh). We added "Ar", slightly changed the pronunciation "Can-Saw", and added a silent French "s" that was never intended to be pronounced.

Then those uncultured philistines in Kansas decided to pronounce it and confused everyone.

[–] cashews_best_nut@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Is that tribe responsible for the Kansas name too? Very interesting! Thank you!

[–] Pratai@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 year ago

Hickman….. that says it all.