this post was submitted on 27 Dec 2023
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Shitty Food Porn

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[–] boblin@infosec.pub 86 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The man can't leave if he's shitting his brains out.

[–] pooberbee@lemmy.ml 35 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If you squint it kinda looks like somebody doing that.

[–] Welt@lazysoci.al 1 points 2 years ago

Can't unsee

[–] dadGPT@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago
[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 61 points 2 years ago (2 children)

What the hell did they do to that chicken??? It somehow looks both raw and overcooked at the same time...

[–] Shadow@lemmy.ca 36 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

Almost looks like sous vide without any browning and just tossing some pepper on top

Maybe boiled it?

[–] RoquetteQueen@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Or maybe an instapot/pressure cooker

[–] RoquetteQueen@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

Fancy boiled.

(I do love my instant pot though...)

[–] mihnt@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

There is a sauce on it. Maybe Ranch?

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 1 points 2 years ago

It looks like legs from one of those whole cooked canned chickens.

[–] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 2 points 2 years ago

I think the pale part on top is a sauce. Took me a minute.

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 36 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Chicken has never been my favourite, but I did kind of enjoy it until about 30 seconds ago.

This looks like old person knees.

[–] MajesticSloth@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Now I can't unsee the knees. Thanks.

[–] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 30 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If they add crayons they might be able to keep a US Marine.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago

You know marines aren't allowed crayons.

[–] Pratai@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I’d be willing to bet this was never posted seriously. It’s either a joke; or a photoshop.

[–] Krudler@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It has to be a joke.

But I had a girlfriend like this when I was younger so I think this joke is based in reality!

I was sick so she wanted to make me soup but she didn't know how to cook. She just threw everything in a pot, including chicken pieces, and let it all boil into a mush and then served it to me with an insane amount of fresh parsley.

Bones and all. Cartilage floating. The broth was gray from fat on top.

[–] Maddie@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 years ago

If this gets him to stay, he's not worth keeping

[–] YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 years ago

A couple of bull testicles and some vomit?

[–] Cruxifux@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Creamed corn and KD is an acceptable meal, although not anything to brag about making.

The real crime is whatever they did to that chicken. I get diarrhea just looking at it.

A lot of shitty food is often just not plating correctly.

Absolutely creamed corn would look more appealing were it in a bowl. That macaroni could use some garnish and suddenly it'll photograph better.

But that chicken is a nightmare. Nothing is saving that.

[–] FlashZordon@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

This is how you keep a man...on the toilet.

[–] rickdg@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Keep the man away, for sure.

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Mmm my favorite. Speckled Phlegm and Yellow

[–] Got_Bent@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

You poison him so he can't leave?

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

Got damn! That's the poster for this C/! Like, that, right there is the definition of shitty food pirn

Why are there down votes?

Is this not shitty enough for you?

You people are hard to please.

Still better than 90% of the foodporn community.

[–] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

Why is every boomer meme always "Wif bad. get in kichen"

[–] KreekyBonez@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

that chicken was slow roasted over a heated argument

[–] Enkrod@feddit.org 1 points 1 year ago