BleatingZombie

Yeah, my dad would go to the office when he wasn't working, too

It also makes sense considering I eat Prozac for dinner and live under a shelter made of BandAids

Yep, David Cage did the same thing with Heavy Rain as well

I think I get it. I think the joke is that the dad SPENT it all on wine

I'm glad I'm not the only one who needed to go to the comments

Thank you! The first thing I do with every notebook is write my name on the first page (or inside cover)

If you think about it, ALL of my uses would be freebies

That's true, but they just end up completely unwound on the ground. It also gets progressively more brown

It's from the movie "Starship Troopers"

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Please forgive my ignorance. What if we already have the game on Steam? Do I have to approve something? Or do they just have that access now?

That's definitely true, but I also don't think she's fitting a 70" under there

I know a woman who prefers "dad bods"

I've always wanted to see what would have happened if Gandalf or Galadriel took the ring