[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 110 points 4 months ago

In 3rd grade we had a rack of books in the class and we would sometimes be given half an hour to pick a book and read, I was a reader, I got like half way through a book and it was time up and we had to put the books back, well I wanted to finish it so I put it in my bag and went to ask the teacher if I could finish it later, she was busy talking to someone and told me she would talk to me "in a minute" and like a 7 or 8 yo I promptly forgot about it. An hour later she sees the book in my bag, calls me out in front of the whole class for stealing and when I tried to tell her Id tried to ask if it was ok to take it home so I could read it later but she was busy she called me a "liar and a theif" and back onto the shelf it went.

A few days later I took the book and hid it behind a cabinet near the door to our room, at reading time she noticed it was missing, demanded to know what Id done with it, accused me of stealing it again and tipped my bag onto the floor to find it. When she didnt find it, she told me "once a theif always a theif" and when the bell rung that day and she was busy packing up her desk, me the last kid out the door put his bag down to tie his shoe... and I stole the fucking thing.

If you're going to treat me like I'm guilty anyway, might as well be guilty.

[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 101 points 4 months ago

But this solution doesnt kill any billionaires, install linux, implement communism or defund the police! It accomplishes nothing!

[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 96 points 5 months ago

"I hope she killed him"

See this is the fucking problem. If the dog vomited up a pair of dudes jocks and the guy said " I only wear boxers" commenting "I hope he beats the fuck out of her" would be an absolutely vile thing to say.

No domestic violence is ok.

[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 112 points 5 months ago

Best advice Ive heard on chairs "Fuck gamer and racer style chairs. Look for something that screams "Im going to fire 3000 people over Zoom in this shit"

[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 147 points 5 months ago

She loaded it, but poorly. Which is a vast improvement on my wifes not loading it at all.

[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 133 points 7 months ago

Anons self confidence is so low he doesnt think he stands a chance so he treats attractive women like people instead of trying to weasel into their pants.

This is like Incel full circle.

[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 115 points 8 months ago

Simple. Im ripping up the ticket.

Since my actions have knock on effects and the ticket is 1 way that means Id have to abandon my wife and child and given how much my actions would change things, effectively unmake my daughter.

The worlds fucked, I might be able to unfuck it but theres a better chance Id just create a different flavor of shit sandwich. But to know Id never hear "Dayyydeee come pway wif meeeeee" again.

Fuck it. Let it burn.

[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 113 points 8 months ago

I hate them so fucking much.

I honestly want the government to give in to them, let them have their "soverignty" and remove all protections they have under the law. So that its perfectly legal for me to just decide I want their car and its up to them to stop me. Cops will.just stand there going "Sorry, cant do anything. You are your own country and I cant get involved."

[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 106 points 10 months ago

"Why were you watching!?!"

"Because a screaming naked weird cunt with a sword at 5am is unusual you fucking autist"

[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 131 points 10 months ago

"I'm sorry you feel that way" is up there.

[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 104 points 10 months ago

Some people are in a Union for the benefits. Some people are in a union because they believe in what unions stand for.

Sounds like she had the latter.

[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 110 points 10 months ago

Being able to fall asleep and wake up exactly when I want to without an alarm man.

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