EllenKelly

I spent 4 hours silently mending a pair of pants last night, gulag me

I love you comrade, you're wonderful, look after yourself for me, if you cant do it for yourself today

I feel like there's a full list on like, github or something, I've been linked it before but it was on another account

Boys named Sue in shambles, probably should invlude [the onion] in the title, its a little too real

Auditory hllucinations, yeah, paranoia and shit, symptoms of underlying mental health stuff probably, but excessive canabis makes it worse

that is if i ever did drugs, which I wouldnt, nice try fbi

Interesting, I think actually Asad was doing a pretty good job holding Syria together, ah well, nevertheless

He's trolled so good, got him so good, only joking tho, but we owned him this time dor real, babe don't cry it's just a trolling banner, we're trolling, not serious

My dogs castrati, he seems okay, a bit sexually frustrated, but okay

Getting a tshirt printed with stalin on it and tiny text up the top that reads 'its a complex issue and I dont necessarily agree with everything he did' as a disclaimer

at the bottom in IMPACT font it will also say "I love my short dad"

I'm not going to waste more than the 5 minutes i already spent looking, there's this old political cartoon from the Boer Wars, some anti war australian settler i cant recall the name of

the comic shows the artist in the studio, with a manager at the door asking 'why do you keep printing Boer with a lowercase B?', the artist replies 'I thought you said to "keep the boer down?"'

the uk and its allies incarcirates tens if thousands of women and children in concentration camps, no one bats an eye.

A few racist white guys die playing macho man? Genocide, definitely. they sang 'kill the boer'! The song cop killer by public enemy? Genocidal for sure. Stairway to heaven? About a literal stairway, to literal heaven.

fucking losers, its embarrassing, tough guy white ~~sepratists~~ homestedders running away when things get tough? And they call them selves settlers, fuck they call themselves conquerors !more like babies who need to be settled after their tantrum

Its not even 1000 words, and our comrade actually broke the text up and formatted it really nicely. Reading is good for you. Your joke is supposed to be directed at chuds, youre essentially telling someone trying to help you to 'fuck off'

next time, consider saying nothing

I would imagine a big part of the 'anti mushroom' sentiment in the press is that they're not currently controlled by bayer-bayer. They're already in the same drug class as heroin in aus, and seeing celebrities go off about how 'i could never love a man until i was high' or whatever her point is, pretty frustrating

heroin helped my mental health too, both these things being unregulated blackmarket drugs is what makes them dangerous imo

I think psychedelecic therapy is tenatively legal here, but its guided with a ~~tripsitter~~ counsellor, which is probably better than eating mushrooms you find in a park and rolling around in the garden by yourself