this post was submitted on 15 May 2025
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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 50 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The funniest thing would be if the banner came loose, blew away into the sky, got sucked up into the engine intakes and made the plane crash

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 47 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The dnc would vote to dissolve itself in apology for accidentally assassinating the sitting president of the United States and leave the gop as the singular ruling party of the u.s for a thousand year burger Reich

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 30 points 2 weeks ago

Burger Reich: You Must Have It Our Way!

[–] HarryLime@hexbear.net 47 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 15 points 2 weeks ago

Because it takes giving an actual shit to take action beyond a glorified photoshoot.

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

What are we, a bunch of Arabs?berdly-smug

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 41 points 2 weeks ago

much in the same way that conservative politics is all grievance-based, all lib politics is snark-based

[–] Cimbazarov@hexbear.net 41 points 2 weeks ago

Holy shit the dems done done it

tiedrich is crying tears of joy

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 39 points 2 weeks ago

When AOCIA said there was going to be hell to pay for arresting congressmen this is what she meant.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 36 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] EllenKelly@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago

He's trolled so good, got him so good, only joking tho, but we owned him this time dor real, babe don't cry it's just a trolling banner, we're trolling, not serious

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 20 points 2 weeks ago

If someone wants to give me a huge luxury jet I'll also be willing to fly a stupid flag on my front lawn

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

imagine having an effective leftist party that actually knows how to dunk

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago

Imagine having an effective leftist party that actually ~~knows how to dunk~~ had anti-aircraft guns trained on air force one.

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago

if in the future the democratic party isnt in the same fascism trials that the republican are then the arrest orders must've gotten lost in the mail

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago

We made a pun reminding you of that time a country gave you a personal jet and about how you have your own private mansion. I bet you feel SOOOO owned right now.

[–] john_brown@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago

ANY QUESTIONS???

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago

Democratic politicians are the biggest modern believers in sympathetic magic.

[–] OldSoulHippie@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

The parliamentarian said no more strongly worded letters. Sorry

[–] Seasonal_Peace@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

Sozialdemokraten planen einen Banner mit "Heil Shitler" fliegen zu lassen, nachdem Hitler die Nürnberger Gesetze verkündet hat.

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago
[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 8 points 2 weeks ago

Schumer is probably drafting a stern finger wagging right this second.

[–] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 weeks ago

Elon musk if he uses chat gpt instead of grok

[–] btbt@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

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[–] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

libbing-out things are heating up

[–] egs81t@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 2 weeks ago

That will show them!!!!!