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like seriously i touch it with two fingers, I'm in your goddamn engine room, i'm on your bridge, i'm stealing your fighters to escape, how in the fuck did they manage to blow up Earth when they suck this hard

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said commute takes 20-60 minutes depending on traffic (determined by someone at CalTrans rolling dice to see how many lanes they'll block off so six guys can stand around watching one guy do stuff in a hole) and I am so fucking sick of signing papers for cars and filing papers and endless mountains of more titles and folders to process coming in and the phone ringing literally all fucking day as people call in with the dumbest shit imaginable (hi there this is a person at the call center and I'm not sure what to do so I called you guys instead of my supervisor for some reason, hi there do you have the title for the vehicle we purchased at auction yesterday that said "title absent possible duplicate title application required" on the announcements, what do you mean it isn't there yet, can you give me information about a car that has all of its information listed on your website)

ha ha just doing a funny bit doomer

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That's right you're getting doxxed owl-pissed

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That's it. That's the post.

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volcel-judge And why exactly are you looking for it, citizen?

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that was so good we need to make it a regular thing

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joever anti-italian-discrimination

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tankies owned :smuglord:

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[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 92 points 5 months ago

It means you, alone, are expected to deal with all of your problems yourself, and there is not a community of people for you to fall back on in times of need. This atomization is socially and economically enforced. Unions busted, land trusts dissolved, public transport dismantled, public health denied again and again despite popular support. It means when you run out of money you get thrown onto the street with all the other non-persons.

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 100 points 5 months ago

It's a TikTok thing. Hypothetically, would the woman being asked rather cross paths with a man she doesn't know in the woods, or a bear? Lots of women pick bear, because as an animal its behavior is more predictable and arguably less dangerous to a woman than some random dude who for all she knows is a serial murdering rapist or some shit. And think of it this way: you see a bear in the distance and calmly walk the other way, most of the time you'll be fine. It won't follow you back to the parking lot, and then get into a car of its own and follow you back to your apartment.

Some men are upset by this reasoning and instead try to mansplain how dangerous bears are. (Bears will also not send you aggressive messages on social media berating you for some stupid TikTok meme bullshit)

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 99 points 7 months ago

lt-kitsuragi "Detective, please. I do not think you are doing a very good job at this President 'side hustle.' Just change the currency back, resign, and let's get back to the investigation."

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 104 points 7 months ago

Fully eight seconds between him shouting SHOTS FIRED and actually returning fire. If he actually was being shot at he'd have died during one of his heavy encumbrance dodge rolls he pulled off. This man is unbelievably pathetic on so many levels.

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 98 points 7 months ago

Please be kind to yourself. Not committing suicide is not an act of cowardice, it's an act of courage.

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 99 points 10 months ago

Me the ultimate leftist going down on my sister just as Marx intended

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 94 points 10 months ago

Still huffing that "maybe China can do geoengineering" copium so I don't fucking kill myself

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 95 points 11 months ago

"I support my friend identifying as a woman but not as a huge fucking nerd"

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 101 points 1 year ago

soypoint-1 kitsupogi HE'S PERCEIVING THE CONTRADICTIONS sicko-flipped soypoint-2

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 101 points 1 year ago

bloomer to :doomer: pipeline

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