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volcel-judge And why exactly are you looking for it, citizen?

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[-] kleeon@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago
[-] autism_2@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

t-to report it, duh!!!

[-] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

It's a pornography store, I was buying pornography

[-] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

What is the charge? Looking at a post? A shitty badpost thread? Oh, that's a nice report, comrade. Ahhh, yes, I see that you know your beanis well. And you, comrade, are you waiting to receive my ironic comment? How dare you; get your upbears off me. Tata and farewell.

[-] LeZero@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

This is Marxism manifest!

[-] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago
[-] NuraShiny@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

Cuz I am horny

[-] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

Oh umm I wasn't looking for anything Officer, I was just admiring the deco......... alzaidi-three-pointer SCRAM Y'ALL LETS GET THE FUK OUTTA HERE!!! peter-running

[-] Angel@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

volcel-judge "Uhh, I was just arriving on the scene to make sure someone already got the job done! Thanks for being such a good volcel officer."

this post was submitted on 30 Aug 2024
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