Forgot to shit on Chet Holmgren, but fuck he's awkward and frail as he is ugly and bad at basketball. Like if he wasn't 7 foot that Amish fuckboy looking-ass would be at a burnt-grass park selling vapes to kids.
Chet is too weak to properly do the center-position basics and is too slow and clumsy to overcompensate. Like damn at least Karl-Anthony Towns can shoot really well. When it rains it pours because OKC is garbage at passing, so Chet can't even do his on-floor alley-oops, which is the only thing he does excel at. He also gets inside his own head the most and has a piss-poor motor so prepare for him to break the hearts of everyone in the stadium at the fourth quarter.
Chet's out there not even taking space because he's just a stretched out middle school doofus.
Have a shred of self-awareness.
Also, whatever smug schadenfreude you have will eventually turn into annoyance when you realize how this will be the least respected nba final winner in the modern era. Which, yeah, a ring's a ring, but what makes championships so sought after for fanbases is the proof for legitimacy and bragging rights it gives.