GottiGoFast

I hate everything about that reddit post so much that selfishly I'm glad it's Mr. Krabs because it would have given me a permanently negative association to whatever character they used.

Fuck I hate psychopathic exotic fetishism.

"You gotta have a slick coating in the throat in order to be the glizzy guzzler champion, you can't rely on the natural grease from the glizzy forever."

It's really good but if you're curious but tired of capeshit I'll straight up skip the first season. The recap at the start of season 2 is enough really.

Have a shred of self-awareness.

Also, whatever smug schadenfreude you have will eventually turn into annoyance when you realize how this will be the least respected nba final winner in the modern era. Which, yeah, a ring's a ring, but what makes championships so sought after for fanbases is the proof for legitimacy and bragging rights it gives.

Forgot to shit on Chet Holmgren, but fuck he's awkward and frail as he is ugly and bad at basketball. Like if he wasn't 7 foot that Amish fuckboy looking-ass would be at a burnt-grass park selling vapes to kids.

Chet is too weak to properly do the center-position basics and is too slow and clumsy to overcompensate. Like damn at least Karl-Anthony Towns can shoot really well. When it rains it pours because OKC is garbage at passing, so Chet can't even do his on-floor alley-oops, which is the only thing he does excel at. He also gets inside his own head the most and has a piss-poor motor so prepare for him to break the hearts of everyone in the stadium at the fourth quarter.

Chet's out there not even taking space because he's just a stretched out middle school doofus.

It's actually upsetting how cruel the average person is on a subreddit called fucking r/Connecticut.

There's so much unhinged shit in the comments, but I think the most rage-inducing one is; "I believe this is called “natural consequences.”

My bussy brakes are ACHING with this banger post, fam on the gram. Sorry about the gooning I'm about to rizz fizz out my urethral meatus.

Too good

"As a Biden voter this is so fucking stupid. THIS is where we use the Republican’s moves against them? For his dickhead kid!? Not for the Supreme Court or pushing legislation through? Fuck, man.

Giving credence to their “Biden is corrupt” mantra and that both sides do it for their voters while solving nothing for common Americans at this really crucial time. It’s so insulting and such a bad move."

• the one non-shit comment in r/poltics about this

I think it's because westerners know so little about the continent that youtubers can make up whatever to their audience that will watch and be like, "huh, that does make sense".

They don’t care about the price of eggs. They want to eradicate the poor

I have no mouth and I must fedpost

https://ww.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/1h3gyxu/what_happened/lzqt7wj/

(but really though I can't believe people are shitting on bada-bing food)