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[–] miz@hexbear.net 71 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] context@hexbear.net 50 points 7 months ago (1 children)

what a strange accident of geography

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 46 points 7 months ago

We all know how Earth's magnetic field pulls wealth northward

[–] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Spain and Portugal being spicy whites and forgiven for their uwu cowoniawism

[–] miz@hexbear.net 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I think they were just trying to make the landmasses recognizable, we're not excusing Florida or California either

[–] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 6 points 7 months ago

For sure, just found it funny

[–] Gucci_Minh@hexbear.net 55 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I fucking hate the pick mes every time there's a video or article like this. "As a Nigerian..." Etc. just the most subservient colonized mindset.

This is why I will never diss Mao for getting rid of our Chinese gusanos and their egg monopolies.

[–] Verenata@hexbear.net 38 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Online I just assume anyone who starts a sentence with "as a xxxxxx" is a white person trying to defend the status quo.

[–] poppy_apocalypse@hexbear.net 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I came here to say the exact same thing. Also "I'm farther left than most but..."

[–] Verenata@hexbear.net 10 points 7 months ago

"I'm not a bigot but...."

[–] Piment@hexbear.net 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Especially with Nigeria being an English speaking country there is a type of rich person who would talk like that, so I would say it's a toss up

[–] blame@hexbear.net 41 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

if africa is so shitty how come the europeans are so desperate to control it

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 39 points 7 months ago (2 children)

As a resident of Easter Island I feel as though I must warn the world that the Moai stir

Their dreams have turned sour and soon they will wake and unleash their vengeance upon the world!

[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 22 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 12 points 7 months ago

trying to explain African underdevelopment to YouTube commenters: imagine a Vidya

[–] Vampire@hexbear.net 12 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 32 points 7 months ago (5 children)

According to a comment:

========= Summary:

  1. Isolation & Access
  • Sahara Desert blocks north-south connection

  • Smooth coasts lack natural harbors

  • Rivers blocked by rapids/waterfalls near coasts

  1. Triple Transport Trap
  • No deep-water ports

  • No ocean-navigable rivers

  • Most landlocked countries globally (16)

  1. Disease & Agriculture
  • Only continent fully spanning tropics

  • Tsetse fly prevents livestock use

  • Limited, fragmented farmland

  1. Resource Paradox
  • World's richest mineral deposits

  • Highest transport costs globally

  • Geography prevents efficient resource use

This creates a devastating cycle: Rich resources can't efficiently reach markets, limiting development, which in turn prevents infrastructure improvements that could overcome geographic barriers.

================

These are of course totally unresolvable issues and colonialism and crippling foreign debts imposed upon conquered natives have absolutely nothing to do with the lack of programs controlling tsetse flies or developing farmland or building roads through those nasty natural barriers or anything like that, just pure geographical determinism as as result of the world materializing as it currently is 72 hours ago

[–] Beaver@hexbear.net 24 points 7 months ago

Cool, some Jared Diamond style geographic determinism.

It's so easy to imagine an alt history version of this explaining why Europe is so underdeveloped:

  1. it's cold half the year, plummeting productivity
  2. the lack of sunlight causes mass vitamin D efficiency
  3. the lack of key resources stymies progress
  4. the intertwined borders cause regular wars which destroy progress
[–] fox@hexbear.net 22 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Unfortunately due to a quirk of evolution any time you try to build a train in Africa it gets attacked by lions, just an unavoidable thing that happens and a perfectly good reason why there's less infrastructure

[–] Llituro@hexbear.net 23 points 7 months ago

The minute African nations start building a pan African railway, the crackers are going to swarm out of the woodwork with overwhelming concern for the "pristine natural environments of the African continent" mark my words

[–] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

There might be some small merit to analyzing "why, 500 years ago, was sub-saharan africa not as built up as Europe, China, or India were at the same point in time" where you could point to environmental factors making large scale, bureaucratic, agricultural states with long range logistics and trade more difficult but even that relies on the incorrect assumption that Africa didn't also have that, which it did. It may not have been the same as those systems were on the Asian continent (including Europe, despite Europe being a relative backwater) and the Indian subcontinent, but there were still large scale trade networks and large agricultural civilizations mining iron and forging steel.

And of course everything after that is explained by "European imperial powers did it, with guns and/or the threat of guns and/or local comprador fucks collaborating with European empires for personal gain at everyone else's expense."

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 12 points 7 months ago

The thing is 500 years ago northern Africa was arguably more developed than Europe was at the time, had thriving mineral trades, and African goods were regarded as being of exceptionally high quality

Remember that the richest man in recorded history was an African king

[–] context@hexbear.net 9 points 7 months ago

Most landlocked countries globally (16)

just a quirk of plate tectonics, really

[–] Riffraffintheroom@hexbear.net 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

He mentions colonization and exploitation at the beginning of the video

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 11 points 7 months ago

For like 15 seconds, never actually analyzing it before launching into an hour-long video about how it's just geography, maaaaaan

[–] miz@hexbear.net 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

"uNbUrDeNeD bY wHaT hAs BeEn"

[–] Llituro@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago

I think the apple's rotten right to the core

From all the things passed down

From all the apples coming before

[–] Binette@lemmy.ml 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Man videos like the one in the post make me really upset and I can't seem to verbalize why :(

[–] GottiGoFast@hexbear.net 12 points 7 months ago

I think it's because westerners know so little about the continent that youtubers can make up whatever to their audience that will watch and be like, "huh, that does make sense".

[–] Hohsia@hexbear.net 9 points 7 months ago

The real life lore of the invisible hand magically extracting all riches from Africa and transferring them to North America

[–] Piment@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

You can say the Namib desert is a very hostile location in a much less racist way, it's amazing that this person was friends with secondthought, maybe they still are, but they clearly aren't watching secondthought videos

[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 6 points 7 months ago

Probably lives comfortably in a NATO country if they’re actually Nigerian.

[–] heatenconsumerist@hexbear.net 4 points 7 months ago

I used to follow this fed account and a couple of the videos were just SO wrong I figured it had to be atroturfing lmfao