Hossenfeffer

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[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 4 points 1 day ago

There is no height to beans, only depth.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 4 points 3 days ago

Commodore Pet 4016

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Then a Commodore 64. Loved that machine.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 19 points 3 days ago

Melt the ice cube, boil the resulting water to evaporate it, collect the vapour in a condenser, refreeze it... boom!

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 4 points 5 days ago

You, sir, are a gentleman, a scholar, and a poet.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Don't forget that in WW2 UK civilians were taught to pay attention to other peoples' shoes because of rumours of hairy-handed nuns in Fallschirmjäger issue boots. This kind of shit is nothing new.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 7 points 5 days ago

Nothing real ever happens here. So me picking bits off the scab on my left knee has a good chance of making the national press.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 14 points 5 days ago

More likely the 'journalist' just grabbed a stock image (it even credits Getty Images) of paragliders.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 points 6 days ago

"Listin, his name is Listin. His sister? Listelle. What? His parents? Sigh. Listanathon and Listhana. His dog? Rufus, now can we move along, please?"

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I’d stand on street corners telling everyone who passed by that one day people would be putting pineapple on pizzas.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 3 points 1 week ago

State schools.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 points 1 week ago

Shoes on. I didn’t splash out on these handmade hobnail boots just to leave them at the door.

 

All hail Yelm the one! Thou hast risen again to bless us with thine power!

13 brand new cults, including Shargash, the god of war and destruction, Lodril, the god of peasants, and the mightiest sun god, Yelm.

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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk to c/communitypromo@lemmy.ca
 

Come join us at !cooking_with_fire@feddit.uk

Pictured in the thumbnail is an 'Over The Top Chilli' in its latter stages, an indirect cook, also here:

We also just slap meat on the grill:

but it's not just about meat. Veggies on the grill rule too:

If you or anyone you love deeply, with all your tastebuds, likes to cook over fire then come and join us. We are a small, but welcoming community for people who love to cook over a live flame.

HT to @CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al and threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works for pointing me here!

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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk to c/newcommunities@lemmy.world
 

Come join us at !cooking_with_fire@feddit.uk

Pictured in the thumbnail is an 'Over The Top Chilli' in its latter stages, an indirect cook, also here:

We also just slap meat on the grill:

but it's not just about meat. Veggies on the grill rule too:

If you or anyone you love deeply, with all your tastebuds, likes to cook over fire then come and join us. We are a small, but welcoming community for people who love to cook over a live flame.

HT to @CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al and threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works for pointing me here!

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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk to c/fedigrow@lemm.ee
 

Come join us at Cooking with fire!

Pictured in the thumbnail is an 'Over The Top Chilli' in its latter stages, an indirect cook, also here:

We also just slap meat on the grill:

but it's not just about meat. Veggies on the grill rule too:

If you or anyone you love deeply, with all your tastebuds, likes to cook over fire then come and join us. We are a small, but welcoming community for people who love to cook over a live flame.

HT to @CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al for pointing me here!

 

Cults of RuneQuest: The Gods of Fire and Sky is the player’s guide to the deities of the high heavens and the flames beneath the earth. Each cult of the solar pantheon provides new visions of Glorantha, and for creating your RuneQuest adventurer.

  • 13 brand new cults, including Shargash, the god of war and destruction, Lodril, the god of peasants, and the mightiest sun god, Yelm.
  • Rules to create brand-new RuneQuest adventurers belonging to these cults, detailing the skills, passions, spirit magic, and Rune magic each cult offers.
  • Details of the unique organization, history, and nature of each cult.
  • Rules for how your adventurer can grow into a God-talker, Rune Priestess, or even a mighty Sun Lord.
  • The history and genealogy of the solar pantheon, and an encyclopedia of Gloranthan celestiology.
 

Gdańsk, Poland from Friday October 31st to Sunday November 2nd 2025

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Leech Woman (www.youtube.com)
submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk to c/gothindustrial@lemmy.world
 

Many years ago, back in the 90s, I grabbed a t-shirt to wear to go to work without thinking much of it.

It was a band t-shirt for Leech Woman who I'd seen at a gig a month or two before. Black, long sleeve, band logo and some kind of indistinct image in white. I hadn't really paid attention to the image at the time, just had a blast at the gig and wanted to support them which is why I bought it.

Anyway, at lunchtime one of my team said: "Have you seen your t-shirt?"

When I actually looked at it, the indistinct image turned out to be the naked torso of a woman with a strap-on dildo. You can see the image in the video.

Fortunately, I was the boss of that team, so I just hid from my boss for the rest of the day and never wore the t-shirt to work again.

Anyhoo.

 

Even beats the sublime John Player Specials Lotus livery.

 

I know there's no way she can hurt herself, but even so!

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