this post was submitted on 04 Jun 2025
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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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[–] then_three_more@lemmy.world 70 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

This ain't bad. I joint at the height of beans.

[–] youCanCallMeDragon@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You mean the first height of beans. (It’ll come back around)

[–] Luvs2Spuj@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Beans never dipped. Bean hands baby, to the moon

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 4 points 3 weeks ago

There is no height to beans, only depth.

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 53 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 9 points 3 weeks ago

Everybody Sheer now!

[–] Cocopanda@lemmy.world 51 points 3 weeks ago

Radical Mouse app. I like that.

[–] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 46 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That's the kind of place this is, lots of sexy people, not doing much work, and posting memes

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 33 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I read that as ShermanPosting and burned down Atlanta.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

FYI, most of the bigots and fascists are outside the city limits these days. Please burn down the suburbs (especially OTP -- outside the Perimeter, i.e. I-285) instead.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago

Yes. Burn down the suburbs and make hillbillies socialist again.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

TankEd Sherman hasn't been done, just saying

[–] al_Kaholic@lemmynsfw.com 29 points 3 weeks ago

I love radical mouse!

[–] DandomRude@lemmy.world 28 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yea, these sheernanigans need to stop!

[–] _cnt0@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says sheernanigans!

[–] DandomRude@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh no, what a sheerstopper! My world is in sheermbles! I guess I should find sheelter somewhere and get in sheerape for the sheerdown!

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)
[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 26 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

What if he was shearing a sheep?

What if he was Ed Ed and Sheeran?

What if he was Ed Shanenon and he's Shane from jimmy neutron?

What if he was Edwardo Sheerano and he taught Spanish?

The barrell has not even begun to be scraped. The dumber the better.

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Sheering a sheep was done. What if he was the sheep being sheered? Ed Sheeree, if you will.

spoilerYes I made that, right about the time the tide turned. Ed Sheeree

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Of course it was.

Fuck bean posting we've reached new depths.

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 3 weeks ago

If we missed sheering beans, that's on us.

[–] frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.world 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 3 weeks ago

Sheerandacity, sheeranuly.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 3 weeks ago

It isn't a mouse, it's a lemming!

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 13 points 3 weeks ago

This is a bean and jean shitposting community damnit!

[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

It’s a lemming

[–] some_guy 11 points 3 weeks ago

I’ve been here for a while and I have no idea. So it goes.

[–] MrNesser@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I was here for the jeans posts they were fun; it feels like these have gone too far

[–] user224 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] MrNesser@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Ed Jeansan can never be a thing

[–] RedEyeFlightControl@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

It was time to stop before it even started

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I can't explain why other than maybe because they both have red hair, but FFS: why do I always confuse Ed Sheeran with Lewis Capaldi? I don't even think I've ever heard a single song by Sheeran.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Not even Shape of You? It's a bloody earworm.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 6 points 3 weeks ago

Don't worry, bean season will come back around again.

[–] Little8Lost@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

It's time to stop?
No, it will never end
Changing themes the dumb memes will never end

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 3 points 3 weeks ago

Lemmies aren't mice, they're actually a form of chupacabra.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

"Enjoy your death trap, Sheerans!"

[–] TheKracken@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

It's mothman season now.