They only sell Heineken, so I'm out of luck for other 0 beers. I'm not sure about the 0 spirits though, but I think it's also a no. Thanks for the recommendation.
Also as a separate thing, I won't buy Brewdog. I know this makes me seem really difficult with my list of things I won't drink:
Survived being put in a furnace 🤔
I've been getting more and more disappointed and this post is really good timing. I'm going to switch to summit based on some helpful comments here.
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Is joke
You can't say tard on the internet! That word is offensive you stupid fucking cunt
It's the first time I've had chicks, they are 10 weeks old. It was hard work at times but I had a broody do most of the work. Now they are just part of the flock so it's a matter of waiting for eggs now. Most of the hard work was caused by me worrying more than anything. Experience definitely will help for next time.
She's a cream legbar. The flock is on grower pellets currently because there are pullets about, so the eggs have been a bit hit and miss recently. Usually they are light blue in colour and I get pure white ones from my Andalusian.
I never thought to weigh them. 
I gave you a link to the resource library at the end of my message, if you prefer to use that then do.
I've tried to explain to you the complexity of the topic and why a community like this is worth engaging with, if that's not how you want to proceed then I wish you well.
If you are ever unsure about things after reading those resources, then you know you can always come back here.
There was a time when Stack Overflow was an amazing tech resource for unique or interesting problems, as the library of responses was reusable and could be updated with new responses and information over time. Users built trust with other users and getting a solution by direct engagement with a trustworthy user was invaluable.
Your response here is like the extremely unhelpful people who would respond with something like "read the documentation"
There is a lot of basic plant information on websites, but some of it is conflicting and it can be hard to trust. Diagnosis of a plant's problem is also difficult, especially if more than one issue is present at once. It is often preferable for someone to want to ask for people's opinion and have some engagement with other like minded people.
Communities like this are potentially the best part of the internet, so please don't consider asking here as some kind of burden, the more people ask the more people help, the better the community becomes. Over time, people become more experienced and potentially shift from the ones asking for help to the ones helping. That isn't unique to plants, it applies to any number of special interest communities.
Edit:
Also https://mander.xyz/post/692290 Check the side bar 😅
I just noticed this, what should I do? Sorry for the vague question but I can't find any good articles on what this is.
Everything I find starts the same way "top 8 reasons for brown leaves". Then says too much water, not enough water, too much light not enough light too much fertilizer not enough, wrong kind of fertilizer and so on and so on. That isn't helpful! Do I just have to guess? Why is all plant knowledge basically voodoo?
I'm tempted to take a cutting so I have a spare to try again if it all goes wrong, but the plant only has 5 leaves, so I'm stressing out.
Any idea what this is? Many leaves are dying on the plant, wondering if there is a way to save it. I have forgotten the name of the plant, but will update when I find it.
Edit Ctenanthe Lubbersiana - thanks @squeezeyerbawdy
This was a good one, I started here and landed with apple and soda.