[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 62 points 4 weeks ago

If I've learned anything from the interweb it's that having a big, public hissy-fit about something definitely makes everyone stop talking about it.

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 52 points 1 month ago

Bless the free market, making everything better!

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 63 points 1 month ago

That poor bastard yak (or whatever) wandered into the wrong canyon that day.

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 105 points 3 months ago

You’re supposed to wait until the pets are dead.

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Because they just love to arrrrrrrgue!

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submitted 3 months ago by Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk to c/rpg@lemmy.ml

The RuneQuest Starter Set contains everything you need to play RuneQuest, the world’s best roleplaying game of gods, cults, magic, family, and fantasy!

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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk to c/runequest_glorantha@feddit.uk

The RuneQuest Starter Set contains everything you need to play RuneQuest, the world’s best roleplaying game of gods, cults, magic, family, and fantasy!

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submitted 3 months ago by Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk to c/recipes@feddit.uk

Score! Found some guancale so naturally I made carbonara. Hands down one of my favourite pasta dishes.

The recipe is pretty simple (for which, read there’s nowhere to hide).

Serves 4 people.

Cooking time: about half an hour.

Ingredients:

  • some guancale. I like it sliced thin so you get slivers of flavour, but some like it cubed. How much? I used about 100g.

  • 500g of pasta. Spaghetti works well here, but bucatini is better.

  • Egg. I like to do 1 egg yolk per person plus one whole egg per two people. So, for four, four yolks and two whole eggs.

  • Black pepper. Freshly ground. More than you think.

Now some people will tell you that’s all you need (and all you’re allowed for an ‘authentic’ carbonara) but I also salt the pasta water and use some of it in the final saucing.

  1. Boil a lot of salted water. Add the pasta. Cook it.

  2. Meanwhile, in a heavy based pan, fry the sliced guancale (or pancetta, or if all else fails some unsmoked streaky bacon). You need something like a cast iron or enamelled Le Creuset because we need heat retention later.

  3. Also meanwhile separate the eggs, loosely whisk and then start grinding black pepper and grating cheese. Grind slightly more black pepper than seems sensible and add it to the eggs. For the cheese I like to use a 50/50 mix of parmesan and pecorino. I don’t know amounts but if your pasta takes about 8 minutes then grate, stir pasta, grate, stir guancale, grate, repeat, until there’s about one minute left on your timer.

  4. With one minute to go scoop up a cup of the pasta water. Then make sure your eggy cheesy peppery mixture is nicely combined.

  5. When the pasta is done, turn of the heat on the guancale. Drain the pasta and then add to the guancale, tossing it until all the pasta is coated in the oil.

  6. Add half the reserved pasta water to your cheeggy mixture and stir well to temper the it. Then pour into the pan with the guancale and pasta. Stir it! You want the egg to gently cook in the heat of the pan, but not scramble! So stir it, keep it moving until it’s barely saucy. Then add the rest of the reserved pasta water again and stir again until it hits a creamy but not wet consistency.

  7. Serve with some more freshly ground black pepper.

No photos because you want to eat this while it’s still hot! Maybe next time.

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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk to c/andfinally@feddit.uk

... I mean, the boat's at the bottom of the sea, bit late to be worrying about health and safety now!

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 74 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I get much the same reaction from people. I look like I'm only 55 even though I'm actually 56. I put this down to my diet of pop tarts and gin.

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Chicken Shawarma (feddit.uk)
submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk to c/cooking_with_fire@feddit.uk

Chicken thighs marinaded overnight in:

  • ¼ cup lemon juice
  • ¼ cup white wine vinegar
  • ¼ cup olive oil
  • 1 cup plain yogurt
  • 8 cloves garlic, minced
  • 1 teaspoon dried oregano
  • 1 teaspoon paprika
  • 1 teaspoon ginger powder
  • ½ teaspoon allspice
  • ¼ teaspoon ground coriander
  • ¼ teaspoon nutmeg powder
  • Salt and pepper to taste

Cooked on a joetisserie on a Kamado Big Joe 3, then taken off the skewer, given a minute or so over direct flame to give a little colour all over and chopped.

Served with:

Spicy pickled red cabbage
Tabbouleh
Zhoug
Labneh

And a sort of Greekish salad.

Bonus picture, some bay leaves harvested from my bay tree, washed and drying for later.

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I dry brined the wings overnight with a simple barbecue rub (salt, pepper, paprika, ground cumin, ground coriander seed, onion powder, garlic powder, mustard powder).

I brought the Kamado up to 180'C/350'F.

I put the wings on over a deflector for about half an hour then moved them over direct heat, turning frequently, for another ten to fifteen minutes.

Then I served them for saucing to individual taste (I like Buffalo, wife likes BBQ, daughter likes plain).

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 63 points 4 months ago

There once was a bard from Japan
Whose limericks never would scan
When told this was so
He replied, 'Yes, I know"
"But I always try and fit as many words into the last line as I possibly can."

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Felicity Cloake | The Guardian (www.theguardian.com)
submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk to c/recipes@feddit.uk

I have a bunch of go-to online sources for recipes that I use, from NYT cooking (subscription required but worth it) to Serious Eats (Kenji FTW!) to BBC Good Food.

But my all time favourite online writer is Felicity Cloake who does an utterly brilliant series in The Guardian.

The premise is simple: for any given dish, she takes a bunch of recipes from various chefs and food writers, tries them all, and discusses what works and what doesn't, then publishes her best version of all of the above.

Whether it's pierogi, nettle soup, cheese empanadas, or pasta ai funghi her articles are great because you can see why she's made the decisions she has for her final recipe. You can pick and chose from the various recipes she tried.

Strongly, strongly recommended.

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 65 points 5 months ago

This feels cyberpunk. Some netrunner will hack the system and give free meals away because fuck the corpos, right?

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 59 points 6 months ago

I’m guessing it was Wargames.

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 65 points 6 months ago

How the hell did they down the plane?

Crab to air missile. Standard.

Or know she was coming?

Craydar

Too many questions.

Are you shore? Don't clam up, I shrimplore you: ask away and I shell try to answer them all.

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 54 points 7 months ago

Mr Sunak said: “... there are forces trying to divide our society in this increasingly uncertain world."

Yes, Rishi, and you lead one of those forces, you oleaginous minifig.

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 71 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I, too, am a human American from one of the 49 states which are united and in America. I am from the good state. All other states are weak and feeble compared to the state from which I come. This makes me a superior human. Obey my justified commands.

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 65 points 1 year ago

Did they at least take a photo of the package having been successfully delivered into the ocean?

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