[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 11 hours ago

He looks unhappy.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 14 hours ago

Put the buff on your shoes and rename them to "Air Jordans"

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 16 hours ago

What's your beer to cereal ratio, fellas?

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

If you have to talk to an AI and it won't give you a person, try making the insane "pay it forward" order from I Think You Should Leave.

It works at Taco Bell's drive-thru every time.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 17 hours ago

It's just an off the shelf keyboard put into the 3D printed case, right? Or is the keyboard also DIY made?

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 17 hours ago

My dogs like wearing stuff. All I have to do is hold whatever I'm putting on them open and they will essentially put it on themselves.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Morrowind already has map markers. They're used for MOST quests. There are only a handful that give directions based on landmarks without also marking the objective location. And only one of which I can recall where the directions given are wrong. It does not, however, allow fast traveling between marked points.

I would always "fast travel" to a new spot by orienting myself toward the part of the map the NPC marked and then using a spell to buff my acrobatics skill by 1000 (like the scrolls of Icarian flight found outside Seyda Neen) and just jump there.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 17 hours ago

Am sad now for I imagined a goofy dragon died ๐Ÿ˜ญ

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

I'm glad that when I made my high school for Counter-Strike, it was back in 1.6 and not more recently. Heard about a kid who did the same for CSGO just a few years ago and he got expelled and I think he was arrested because they saw it like "terrorist planning" or some bullshit...

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 17 hours ago

I see it as calling out homophobia.

"Why are you so scared to touch a dick? Every hand you've ever touched has touched a dick, so you've touched dick by association. Quit whining about it."

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

How does everyone everywhere having a really decent camera ruin photography? One of the things we had to do in photography class was use a disposable to take well composed shots (but also we developed the film ourselves). A phone camera would make those look way better.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 73 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

He started using the condoms instead of empty Mt. Dew bottles after he mistook one for a fresh bottle of Mt. Dew.

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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by Kolanaki@yiffit.net to c/meta@yiffit.net

I got on my PC today and noticed that yiffit, my homepage, won't log me in and just keeps giving this red banner popup in the left corner that says "error incorrect_login."

I know it's not my login/password combo; I am able to use Jerboa and Firefox on my phone to log in and do stuff (that's how I am writing this post!) but on my computer it won't let me in! Cleared the history, cache, saved info, etc and it just keeps giving me this damn error even when I try to open the login page to make sure it's trying the right info.

The main page itself just gives me the standard "server issue" error that I assume is Lemmy's default error page when it can't reach the server. But again, I am only getting this problem on my PC; my other devices allow me to browse and post just fine, so I have no idea what the heck is going on here. Is it my end or the server?

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Personally, I don't* but I was curious what others think.

^*^some sandwiches excluded like a Cubano or chicken parm; those do require cooking.

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Bullshit... ๐Ÿ™„

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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by Kolanaki@yiffit.net to c/warframe@dormi.zone

I'm half-way through Sedna right now. I have just 1 Warframe (though I did start building Limbo last night when I remembered I did that quest) and it, a long with my best weapons, are maxed out and either at mod capacity or damn near (still need endo for a few). MR5.

I have a railjack, I unlocked the Operator, and I have so many resources and credits. But everything is starting to take forever to kill and hurts me so much. When I did the whole Drifter quest thing, I choose everything I already used but it was so much stronger. The Warframe had way more shield and health even though I have Redirection and Vitality maxed out on it. The Boltor had a super high ROF compared to what mine has and did way more damage.

How the hell do I get that kind of power on my normal stuff? I know about Forma but I haven't even seen some of the mods for the weapons I have I've seen suggested for maximum damage, so I'm just hanging onto those until it makes sense to use them. Is that really the only way to get stronger?

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submitted 3 months ago by Kolanaki@yiffit.net to c/support@lemmy.world

I'm not sure if this is a Lemmy issue, an instance issue or a Jerboa issue but occasionally when I hit the button to reply specifically to the main post and make a top-level comment, it instead replies to one of the already existing top level comments.

I don't know how long this has been happening; I only just now noticed it wasn't me accidentally clicking the wrong reply button when it happened twice in a row and I was making absolute sure I hit the right button the second time.

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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by Kolanaki@yiffit.net to c/pillow_talk@lemmy.world

Dropout, please. I could be the center square.

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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by Kolanaki@yiffit.net to c/games@sh.itjust.works

I have 1 last achievement to get and it didn't seem like it would be that hard since I already got S rank without even trying on all the high payout missions when I was grinding cash for all the parts.

However, a few seem to be completely arbitrary and not simply about speed and efficiency. Or maybe I am just not fast enough? I have to actually use a stop watch because the game doesn't actually tell you the mission time...

Anyway I have literally 2 left that I can't get above A rank on and I don't know why.

First is Stop The Data Breach. I zip through the level as fast as I can destroying the hacking nodes, and even take out the tetrapod in the hallway while waiting for the dialogue to continue and give me access to the last door leading to Iguazu. I know from watching a video of someone getting S rank that the damage and ammo costs I end up with are good (even lower) so it's gotta be the time it takes to do the final fight. But that dumbass Iguazu heals like 4 times every time he's down to nothing which makes it take way longer than it should. I can kill him faster but that would cost more in the ammo cost, assuming it even hits because the weapons that would allow near instant death are also super slow and he constantly dodged all over the place.

The other is Destroy the Refuelling base. I've zipped straight to the main objective and killed the ACs at the end in under 2 minutes and got A rank. I've gone and blown up all the fuel dumps then the main objective and killed the ACs in just a few seconds more; still A. The fuck does it expect me to do? Finish in 30 seconds? I can use the fastest possible mech build and it still takes like a minute just to reach the objective going in as straight a line to it as you can.

The lack of clear objectives listed for these arbitrary requirements is driving me crazy. I've looked for answers online, of course, but every answer is different. Some people got S rank doing this, others got it doing something else. Neither method worked for me, so it just feels like random.

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submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by Kolanaki@yiffit.net to c/pcgaming@lemmy.ca

Playing Ghost of Tsushima and just trying to get the best settings for my machine and was suggested to use high preset with resolution scaling off and frame Gen on.

It certainly makes the FPS counter say it's 60fps now when it would constantly dip to 40, but it doesn't feel or look smooth at all. I can get 60fps without frame Gen in much of the game, and turning it off in those areas looks smoother and feels nicer.

I've never used frame generation in anything else before so I don't know if this is normal or what's going on. Would it feel better if I uncapped the frame rate and turned off vsync?

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What if wishing on a shooting star actually grants wishes and the only reason it's commonly believed to be superstition is because nobody has actually seen a shooting star we've only seen crashing rocks? ๐Ÿค”

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Just thinking about how I've read that humans are the only animals on the planet that can throw objects with a degree of accuracy. But could a dog or other animal be taught, and trained to throw things to hit a target? I mean, it's not like a human can throw well without guidance and practice, either.

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submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by Kolanaki@yiffit.net to c/japaneselanguage@sopuli.xyz

Like "radio" or "fantasy" or "game..." They're basically the same in Japanese (radjio, fantaji, gaamu) so if I just said them in English pronunciation, would someone with no experience in English still be able to tell what I'm saying?

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Just curious if anyone else with a Quest 3 (or even 2 I guess) is having this issue. Seems to have only started after v68 dropped. Is there a fix? The patch notes said I should be able to handle the connection from the system menu, but there's nothing to force them back on or turn them off; it's the same shit that's been in there since I got the thing.

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