KuroXppi

joined 6 months ago
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 5 points 23 hours ago

Ty for your contribution, I'll mark you as an 'oultier'

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 5 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (3 children)

If you've never had a banana sandwich you're doing yourself a disservice. I like it with white bread and mushy banana. The dessert jaffle is a souped up version of that. We don't go in for stuff like nutella or lotus/bischoff because they are less versatile as a camping food

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

Atlas Obscura more like atlas badposta

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)

That sounds unreal, id like yo try a jalapeno paste biscuit . I've only had smores once when my cousins who were born in the US introduced them to us. It definitely was a 'less than the sum of its parts' camp food. Our camping dessert is a dessert jaffle (toasted sandwich over coals, in a sandwich iron) usually with banana, pb and either jam or golden syrup

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Mao's four pests 四害 were actually mosquito, rat, fly and owl, but the revolutionary transcribing his directive had only just learnt to write to didn't know the hanzi for owl and wrote sparrow instead

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago (12 children)

okay can we at least agree smores are absolute shite

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

Lol do you think this is the harry potter world where we study defence against the dark farts and dibeanations nooo lmao this is real beaniscience please take this seriously

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 18 points 1 day ago (15 children)

We're having a struggle session over whether you 'toast' marshmallows or 'roast' marshmallows.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I would do zest and remove the juice. Lemon juice will cause the yoghurt to separate

Edit: apparently this doesn't happen in all cases? I may be giving wrong advice

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

*not from us, not in us

I went to an airshow with my dad (I had no interest it was just something nice I just wanted to hang out with my dad), and there was a flyover of f16s or something, and at the end of the show the us airforce emcee said 'thank you for your patriotism'. I retched

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

My interactions with AES (actually existing seppos) are blissfully few. The fake positivity is exhausting though, so I'd probably say that

 

Try it with your colleagues for instant rapport

 

The vine boom sfx. That's me farting too

 

You know the

bwaaaaaa

Noise that they use in movie trailers and stuff

It's actually a recording of me farting. I'm a famous fouley artist. I will be signing profiles for the next three minutes

 
 

Whose names are in the black bean book. Thats all the answers you need

 

And getting frosty brain

chicken-bop

 

A doroboros if you will rotato-chip ouroboros

 

thats it, thats thw post

 

wait a minute this isn't duck duck go video search

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She's just a bean who claims that I am the one

But the bean is not my son

pizza-dance

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Cold bean on a friday night

A pair of beans that fits just right

And the beanio uuuuuup

 

Mainland libs trying to claw their way back into power by promising a Minister of Bazinga

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