KuroXppi

joined 5 months ago
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Bit idea: post a silly little joke that makes your internet friends smile and maybe even chuckle in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

spoilerI don't get it and wish I did. What's a bokher? Is the joke that I ask what's a bokher and you say bokher deez nuts or something?

Netanyahu will visit the White House next Monday as Trump presses for a ceasefire in Gaza in c/news@hexbear.net
New bears don't know what it's like to hop onto hexbear.net and see hot steaming jar jar binks asshole on the front page in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago

I think i must have joined hb just after that because surely itd have been burnt into my memory

New bears don't know what it's like to hop onto hexbear.net and see hot steaming jar jar binks asshole on the front page in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 32 points 2 days ago

This was so much better than I imagined

NO slacking off at your work stations. If you've got time to lean you've got time to bean in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Just leave it idling, we'll be there shortly

i don't know who barack obama is. ask me anything in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago

And of course, computer scare

Bit idea: post a silly little joke that makes your internet friends smile and maybe even chuckle in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago

chicken-bop DEAD TIRED OF LIVING LIFE STRAIT-LACED

i don't know who barack obama is. ask me anything in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago

I just read the title of this thread. Okay, maybe not so surprising

NO slacking off at your work stations. If you've got time to lean you've got time to bean in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You don't work here GET OUT

i don't know who barack obama is. ask me anything in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Oh okay. That's surprising

Grabow Riot (1912) - Novo General Thread for the 7th-9th of July 2025 in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I chickened out and didn't put my phone in the sandwich press. Maybe next time though

Society is like a deck of cards in c/badposting@hexbear.net
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Anthony Albeanisi Wins Re-election As Prime Beanister of Australia (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by KuroXppi@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
15 comments fedilink
 

The results were called by ABC (Australian Beanis Corporation) pollster Antony Bean a few short hours after polls closed across the country. Opposition Leader Tater Dutton is also predicted to lose his seat

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Mod Post: Layout of C/Fakenews Posts to Change, Placing Comm Name Under the Content Not Above - Because Too Many People Were Seeing the Comm Name First and Then Not Falling for the Bit (hexbear.net)
 

What's the fun ij fake posting if the mark knows it's fake before they read the content cmon

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Sitting on the toiler, liquidating my assets (hexbear.net)
 

Diarrhohea

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did you know, Chinese people sometimes refer to themselves as 炎黄孙子 (pinyin: yanhuang sunzi) meaning 'descendents of the Yandi and Huangxue emperors' (hexbear.net)
 

The first two characters refer to the mythical {炎帝|yandi} also known as {神农|shennong} the holy farmer and {黄雪|huangxue} the yellow snow emperor. It's really quiet poetic

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Ive got an idea for a beanis post but (hexbear.net)
 

I'm wonder if zi should post it..hmm

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LinkedIn is a hellscape: Fig. 295 (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by KuroXppi@hexbear.net to c/slop@hexbear.net
4 comments fedilink
 

bateman-ontological

Edit: apparently this is a screenshot from some show? I don't know what show it is and I refuse to look it up

Edit edit: i looked it up and rhe character is a serial killer. Fuck me sideways

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Eeeerecting a disbeanser (hexbear.net)
 

baseball-crank

Need a disbeanser here need a disbeanser here

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Me after a short while on the toiler: Well I guess that's it, time to get off the shitter (hexbear.net)
 

adjusts posture slightly to start rising

brrAAAAAAPsplchhhfrbrbbrbrbplplplop

le-monke gess I'll be here a while longer then

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Ive kidnapped your [beloved family member] and I'll omly release them if you choose to sacrifice either yojr copy of Ape Escape for the PS1 or yiur copy of Snowboard Kids 2 for the N64 (hexbear.net)
 

Times ticking. Make your choice

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I'm curious (hexbear.net)
 

What habbeaned here?

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WWBBD? (hexbear.net)
 

Ask yourself that question

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Beaness (hexbear.net)
 
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