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[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I DONT HAVE EITHER OF THOSE GAMES! I do have Star War Pod Racer for the N64 though.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I guess that'll do. Your mum will be released tomorrow she's napping rn

[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Oh you have my mom?

Never mind I'm keeping the game. Good luck with here, I don't envy you.

[–] lurker_supreme@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

i don't have any beloved family members, but I'll let you have this copy of symphony of the night for $25

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago
[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Best I can do is a Gran Turismo 3 for PS2

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Does it come w steering wheel or nah

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It does but I lost the pedals

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

It shall suffice. You're lucky im in a generous mood

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The yeae is 199 you still have friends, family, hope amd a future

[–] Alisu@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

Lief was so much better on the roan empire

[–] Wmill@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You thought you were monkey ballin. How wrong you were

[–] Wmill@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

Now I'm just bawllin-sad

[–] Alisu@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Beloved family member machine broke. You can have all my chud family members, though, help yourself

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago
[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You won't get far with trunks vegeta-stare

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm serious. Im not playing (i don't have either of the games and I want them)

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't have them either and never had a console either doggirl-tears Yow gwot twhe wowng pwewson

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Okay you get a pass for this time

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

Thankies can I play games with you after you receive copies from other kidnappings doggirl-hi

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

snowboard kids is going because ape escape has the best soundtrack of all time

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

Wow didn't even hesitate. You can have your uncle back he was starting to get on my nerves anyway

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

Fine, Ape Escape it is. (Joke's on you, my disc is scratched and doesn't work anymore!)

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Can I sacrifice both games and let you keep my family member? I'll throw in extra family members if you want.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 1 points 2 months ago

Wawaweewaa heck yeah! Then I'll even have more ppl to play with. I only kidnapped ppl cos I didn't have three friends to play Perfect Dark w :(