Lussy

Somebody fix this for me or else I’m calling for revolution, sorry.

Really haha we’re just having fun here, who’s CIA?

I’m CIA lol it’s OK, just wondering if I have any fellow socialist brothers and sisters from the Agency In Marx we trust imo

It’s OK to work for the CIA and wish for a better country and want communism to exist in it.

It’s OK to advocate for workers’ rights whilst helping reinforce national security.

It’s OK to be against Israel and for the Palestinian cause and still work at Langley.

It’s OK to do an oopsie in Syria, Iraq, Chile, Nicaragua, Egypt, Libya, Iran, Cuba, Afghanistan, Venezuela, Honduras, El Salvador, Colombia, American inner cities, US Presidents, crack, teletubbies, killing dogs and cats, children, and whatever and still be a good communist

It clap is clap OK clap to want Xi Jinpeng as your baby daddy whilst working tirelessly for the prosperity of the US of A in a communist world.

The USA CAN be Communist. The USA CAN be part of the Fifth International.

I just need to know who else is CiA here, so we can hang out and shit.

There’s a lot of ghoulish boomer leaders of state.

There’s the sun downing sexpest Biden, the patron saint of boatdealers Donald, Grandpa known as the butcher of some concentration camp Netenyahu, weird religious cult freak Modi, old uncle who thinks he’s got the virility and strength of a 20 year old Putin.

Then there’s fucking Erdogan. Grandfather who gave your entire family generational trauma and genuinely thinks you all owe him for it, all whilst he holds a veneer of respectability within his community. If you’ve ever had chud family, been in Latin/Arab household, or had military family members you’d probably recognize a douche like Erdogan from a mile away.

https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/turkey-says-it-neutralised-32-outlawed-pkk-members-syria-2025-01-05/

These are the absolute worst of the boomers. This subspecies has evolved to master the cockroach’s heightened powers of self preservation. It is likely Recep Dickhead was taught about how to walk the tightrope that is neoliberalism by his daddy Generalisimo Franco. He expertly weaves his way through awful positions in political conflicts, genocides after genocides, without so much as having his life threatened.

Your typical fascist comes and goes, but Boomer royalty such as Erdogan remain forever.

Brits generally when speaking any language other than English:

Not once, not twice, not thrice, but FOUR FUCKING TIMES IN A ROW has the incumbent right wing government shown its fucking ass and gotten reelected. The same government that has overseen the privatization of the electric grid. We can’t elect the independence party because of CUBA AND BENEZUELA, we would have miraculously become communist overnight (if only there was a just god) but somehow the compradors who’ve been in power for thirty thousand years haven’t managed to upgrade the island’s status from US colony to permanent circus members.

On New Years Eve, virtually the entire island is without power. The gaggle of buffoons that runs this joint, a Canadian energy distribution racket known as LUMA, says it’ll take two days to restore electricity. 2 days LOL HOW CONVENIENT? Just in time for the entirety of New Years festivities!

Am I, along with every person who hasn’t been bitten by right wing bullshit, at the center of some cosmic joke?

It would be so funny if all these newly elected psycholibs taking Ls before they’re even seated actually faced consequences but they won’t because nothing good ever happens. These turbo dicks will be relected in 4 years. Instead of MAGA suddenly seeing the light and stringing up Elon, Vivek, and Trump, they’ll be hanging Indians.

Milei oversaw greater than >50% increase in poverty due to his dog brained libertarian policies and yet he has the highest approval rating of any Argentininian leader in 40 years because ROFL fuck Mestizos or some shit.

Please Xi, or the sentient alien recon team flying over New Jersey, evacuate the humans and living beings in the west that need to be evacuated, but turn the rest of us into a smoldering mess.

What’s wrong babe?

It gives you a reason to live If you don’t have intimacy, love, community, purpose, and all the validation that comes with these basic facets of healthy life. You get lost in the pursuit, and hell, you even make friends along the way.

Merry Christmas

For bioreactors, construction, watertreatment, civil/chem/mech

Do we need to die for this to happen?

Haven’t g*med in a while but I can play it on my telefono while I shit and have loved Civ. Is 6 good?

Son, don’t you think this industrial grade reefer is a bit much?

You could just chill and have a prolonged sesh with a joint or you could take one hit and stare at the wall all day.