What an asshole vegan. How stupid can you be to say you love animals and say something as dumb as this

more like

Me: AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA ALEXA TELL HIM WHERE MY VALUABLES ARE

Alexa: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH that's a poor motherfocker

Guys, please, do not jump in front of any form of transportation, especially during rush hour. You will be Inconveniencing other people for nothing. If you want to kill yourself at least think of a way that is less disruptive for others. Unless it's a helicopter you are just making other people's lifes crappier. Just go do your shit on the woods.

all very accurate but I want to add that eveb if you want to resin print in your bedroom you wont be able to. It's not only that it's toxic but the smell is so strong that, at least for me, it's impossible to be around it. My printer is outside in the garage and when it's printing you can still smell it inside the house. I can feel my cells mutating in real time

I'm an IT auditor. "What the fuck?" is the main question, we ask it daily

Maximus autismus

it's nanowhere

LPT: If you don't go to the gym you don't have to lift any weights

the best advice I got in life regarding social interactions (specially at work) is from the penguins of madagascar. Wave and smile. If you can't wave, nod. Always agree and say "oh my" "really" "that's great/horrible". People love me at the office and that's all I do

Could be a corporate job

oh I got the joke, nobody want to be an Iron