Make every car moan when you start it

Why is google plus on the keyboard?

Looks almost exactly like a seizure. Has it been confirmed it's a mini stroke?

They're talking windows in general

This goes for both chrome and bing: If a service is free, you are the product.

Hot take: corporatism and infotainment. You control money and information, you control the world.

Was he hired with it? Because that is totally a new jersey thing to do.

Sorry, I just want to shit on NJ.

You do realise that the potassium alone in your body is more radioactive than that water, right?

You are literally more radioactive.

This isn't even worth a story.

I also need a 3.5" harddrive and a push lawnmower

I lived under him for 8 years, I don't want 4 more...

Jokes on you, I'm a murderer

The KDE Konnect Kult: Where acronyms shouldn't be used.

I just hide the N word, long R word very well several dozen times throughout my site so they have to manually blacklist it.