Someone who is good ar Photoshop please make this a reality

Edit: ty evilphd666

Prompt: big tiddy anime girl, grain consumption, realistic, makoto shinkai, per capita, invierno, thigh-high, zettai ryouiki, cordoba

How fo I find out who it was amd kill them

cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/447595

once again asking for :rowlet-ohnoes: piggback off dirt_owls post

Idk do you all do your own writeups on the animals? I'll summarise

Found in the NE Pacific ocean. It's a type of blenny that lives in shallow ocea (up to ~75m/~210ft deep) but also apparently tolerates brackish and freshwater. They grow roughly 30cm/1ft long. They look kinda froggy n cute when their huge mouth is closed.

The whole umbrella mouth thing is a display of territorial aggression. Often seen when the fish fight over favourable nooks and crannies on the ocean/riverbed to settle into.

Not sure how reliable this site is but it appears to cite some sources, it also explains that the name 'sarcastic' comes 'from the Greek word sarkázein, which means ‘to tear flesh’ – referring to their aggressive behaviour'

The crew of Soviet space station Salyut 7 investigate an unexpected visitor.

The powered by the apocalypse ttrpg takes us into space. Dope. Haven't listened yet super looking forward to it

Lil song with cute mushroom video for mushy friends

Super catchy 'mogu mogu' refrain which also kinda works as a cross-lingual pun because mogu (蘑菇) means mushroom in Mandarin and is an onomatopoeia for chewing in Japanese.

I wonder if this belongs in c/mycology most cos it's mushrooms, but it's also c/sino, c/food and c/music lmao

The Germans even named their currency after him