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[-] KittyBobo@hexbear.net 20 points 4 months ago

3 exclusively, I will be very fussy about it otherwise.

[-] PapaEmeritusIII@hexbear.net 19 points 4 months ago
[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago

Real shit, that's my only banana eating range.

[-] goose@hexbear.net 17 points 4 months ago

3 is the best banana, but you run the risk of accidentally eating a 2.8 and ruining everything

[-] Dickey_Butts@hexbear.net 15 points 4 months ago

4-5 is optimal but I will eat any banana that isnt mush

[-] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago

Yus, same here. I need that softer sweeter nana.

[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 13 points 4 months ago

I'm a pretty serious 1-7 kinda guy, assuming you mean also eating the peel.

No, I will not be answering questions.

[-] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 15 points 4 months ago

Are you a elephant

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[-] SSJ2Marx@hexbear.net 11 points 4 months ago

I'm a 2-3 man, I like my banana a little cold and tough.

[-] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago

Do you refrigerate your bananas?

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[-] CarbonConscious@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago

3 for sure, I really like that tangy freshness. I've been getting a lot more accepting of the higher numbers though, so I'll do up to a 5 without much complaint, and even a 6 if there's really nothing else to eat.

[-] Tunnelvision@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago

Between 2 and 3 is peak banana imho. Cut that bad boy up in some corn flakes. The others are fine I guess.

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[-] the_itsb@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago
  • naked, straight into my face: 2-4
  • with cereal: 2-5
  • to make pancakes, waffles, & baked goods: 5+
[-] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago

I'm usually clothed when I eat a banana but you do you

[-] dannoffs@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago

Exclusively 4

[-] 666PeaceKeepaGirl@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago
[-] kleeon@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago

1.5 - 2. Ripe bananas are too sweet imo. I like when bananas are firm and slightly acidic

[-] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago

3-6, once it hits 7 then it becomes banana bread.

[-] Tachanka@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

3-5 eat

6 make smoothie

7 make banana bread

[-] Anxious_Anarchist@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago

The only one I wouldn't eat is number 1, that green and its gonna be too hard. Otherwise there's never a time when I don't want to eat a banana.

[-] Crowtee_Robot@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago
[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago
[-] ta00000@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago

6 exclusively, as soon as the peel starts getting greasy though it's bad. It gets better and better until it hits a cliff and suddenly it's only suitable for banana bread, and only barely. They freeze for smoothies nicely though.

[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago
[-] LanyrdSkynrd@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago

4 is ideal, but I'll happily eat 2-6. 7 is "I should make banana bread" 2 days before I throw it out.

I think the banana companies are doing something different with the ripening process the last few years because the peels stay greener longer, even though the banana is ripening at the same rate.

[-] absolutefuckinidiot@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 4 months ago

2-3 is the the best, prefer them a little under ripe

[-] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago
[-] Procapra@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago

1-3 are too fresh. 4-6 are ideal. 7 for baking.

[-] Teekeeus@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago
[-] copandballtorture@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago

3-4 enjoyers

[-] CoolYori@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

So while at work one of my friends pull out a banana that looked like 7 out of a bag saying it was an extra one and if I wanted it. Not being rude I accepted the banana never eating anything beyond a 3. My brain was going nuts at this stage because he pulls out another banana for himself that looked way more aged than a 7. I think it was a few hours off from self fermenting into a banana daiquiri or something. He is acting like this is a normal fucking day the whole time.

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[-] Sickos@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago

2.5 for me.

[-] DivineChaos100@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago

1 i dont like, everything else is prey.

[-] NuraShiny@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago

4-6 is ideal, but I will eat 7

[-] pooh@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago

I prefer 4, but I honestly love bananas so much I'd eat at any stage.

[-] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

4-6 normally, 5 preferable, 7 is good for smoothies

[-] Llituro@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago

once every like couple years but i'm just not that into bananas tbh

[-] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago

3 4 5 usually, before is a no-go and after that is banana bread time

[-] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago

2.5 to 4 for eating (the fresh taste is my favorite), 5+ is for cooking or baking

[-] windowlicker@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago

1-2. i kinda love the slight starchiness and once it starts getting a bit yellow, its perfectly firm and the banana flavor really shines through. even the green ones i'll eat from time to time.

[-] Smeagolicious@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago

Agreed with general consensus of 3-6, though I freeze 7's for smoothies instead of making bread

[-] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago

I find it interesting that respondents are skewing greener for a munching banana than I expected. I don't peel a nana til I see brown spots.

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[-] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago

3, but I’m willing to eat a 2. I’m an outlier though, I dislike sweet as a flavor.

[-] booty@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Anywhere from 1 to 5. 6 is just too thin-skinned/squishy/falling apart (still perfectly fine for including in a meal, just not as a snack on its own) and 7 obviously even more so.

A 1 banana and a 5 banana are basically completely different fruits. 1 is sharp and "grassy" while 5 is sweet and mild. So they're for different moods.

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[-] BakedBeanEnjoyer@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago

5 to a 6. I put bananas in oatmeal mostly so I don't mind the loss in structure if they become sweet.

What's more important than ripeness is quality imo. I hate Walmart bananas, they taste like ass regardless of their ripeness. But the aldi bananas taste better as a 2 than a Walmart one as a 5.

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[-] bleepbloopbop@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago

3 is less in the danger zone for spoilage though so I do that too. 6 and 7 are reserved for banana blueberry bread

[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago

4,5,6 brown spots mean yummy

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago
[-] crispy_lol@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago

6 or 7 cause I don’t like bananas except in stuff

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