ProgAimerGirl

starting a fight over hash browns at 4AM in the Waffle House across the plaza from the Sistine Chapel

high agency/competence individuals looking at space and wondering if their fear of the single most hostile environment to terrestrial life stopped them from "achieving" "greatness"

versus "high" "agency/competence" individuals looking at space and wondering if staying on the "backwater province" would have stopped the water boiling off their rapidly desiccating eyeballs during a hab failure in hard vacuum

2003 :: against me!'s hit single "sink, florida, sink"

2025 :: farallon plate subduction's hit single "sink, america, sink"

he's gonna walk

devs nerf motherfucker p2w garbage oneshots all classes from midrange

head to head cage match folding chair ladder battle between this tweet and the white house ghiblified rendition of a crying immigrant tweet, the winner gets the DOGE intern that tweeted it publicly executed

lol the one legend cabbie still doing it the old fashioned way

always a little mood boost to see the worst fuckheads crater themselves in public

this happens every two or three years and for six months afterwards my youtube recs are all small motor repairmen taking apart lawnmowers

le stubs toe FFFFUUUUUUUUUUU

le sips too hot coffee FFFFUUUUUUUUUUU

derpina doesn't like you anon FFFFUUUUUUUUUUU

no no you MUST elaborate or we're gonna have a problem

brown or cream gravy

as a result of the industrial revolution and its effects on agriculture, a sharp upward trend occurred in the mass cultivation and consumption of the beanis (our fates were sealed soon thereafter)