Sounds Australian

Everything on the back burner, nothing on the front burner

You got a cuckoo clock on your wrist? That's all I think of when you say a wooden watch

Car n' Driver

Sure but rigid phone screens are way more durable than folding ones

Hit the trucks on the highway

He meant a period instead of the 2nd comma. 0.924 extra people voted for Hillary

I thought the thumbnail was Gale from Waterdeep

Safety off. Only protection is the hefty FUPA obscuring the weapon from sight

Nah I think he said he wants them to fuck🥴

The what mouse?

If you buy a house, you could at least replace the wash machine with one that has chrome rims, if you so desired.