bleistift2

joined 1 year ago
[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 117 points 3 days ago (47 children)

I guess it’s easier to undertake a massive infrastructure project if you can just tell residents to move it or else…

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Aber man bewegt sich im Schwimmbad doch öfter nicht?

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 days ago (4 children)

So können Schwimmbadpinkler sicherlich auch gut erkannt werden!

Wie? Man sieht ja nicht, wenn jemand ins Schwimmbecken pinkelt.

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 2 points 4 days ago

Das tut mir leid. Whatsapp verkackt GIFs auch. Ich versteh’s nicht. Das ist 20 Jahre alte Technologie. Wie kann man sowas nicht hinkriegen?

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 2 points 4 days ago

Ich habe das „ich_iel“ noch nie so verstanden, dass da jemand was über sich erzählt. Und der Beitragstitel steht dann oft im Bild als Überschrift. So kommt man um die Regel rum.

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

the game was actually moderately bugged

Does that mean Bethesda actually fixed 95% of their release bugs?

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 11 points 4 days ago (5 children)

I understand that they can’t let you play indefinitely before returning a game, but I find 2 hours very little to see if you like a game, especially for complex games.

Other games, like Rimworld or Cities: Skylines need some hours in before they make it obvious that they’re horrendously optimized or have otherwise questionable decisions (like imperfect pathfinding) that will annoy you.

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 3 points 4 days ago

The page scrolls normally for me.

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 9 points 5 days ago

I’ve had a similar experience with doner kebab. I asked the server for only half the meat and more salad instead. After I had watched him cut an unreasonable amount of meat off his rotisserie (thinking it was for a different customer) and fill a piece of bread to the brim with it, he asked ‘no salad, right?’ :/

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

In some accents “No sauce” sounds a lot like “Mo’ sauce”.

 

Transkription: Eine Notification von Microsoft Teams

Fehler beim Aufheben des Vorhandenseins von

 

geteilt von: https://sopuli.xyz/post/26841471

geteilt von: https://sopuli.xyz/post/26841469

Meme transcription:

An obviously exhausted Spongebob is raising his arms in a rejoicing gesture. His face shows great tiredness, but also happiness.

Title: Finally finding your stupidity after hours of debugging.

 

geteilt von: https://sopuli.xyz/post/26841469

Meme transcription:

An obviously exhausted Spongebob is raising his arms in a rejoicing gesture. His face shows great tiredness, but also happiness.

Title: Finally finding your stupidity after hours of debugging.

 

Meme transcription:

An obviously exhausted Spongebob is raising his arms in a rejoicing gesture. His face shows great tiredness, but also happiness.

Title: Finally finding your stupidity after hours of debugging.

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ich🪲iel (sopuli.xyz)
submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by bleistift2@sopuli.xyz to c/ich_iel@feddit.org
 

Transkription:

Das Bild zeigt Spongebob, der sichtlich entkräftet die Arme zum Jubel hebt. Sein gesicht ist von Erschöpfung gezeichnet, aber drückt Freude aus.

Titel: Wenn du nach 4 Stunden entkäfern endlich deine Dummheit gefunden hast.

 

Ich habe nichts anderes erwartet, aber ich bin trotzdem traurig.

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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by bleistift2@sopuli.xyz to c/oxygennotincluded@sh.itjust.works
 

I’ve recently noticed water in my colony, and I found that this water basin was leaking slowly. [Edit: The white tiles were built after the fact to stop the leakage. Before that the water was just contained by the natural tiles you see.]

I don’t think the game explains this at all, so I’m asking here: Which materials allow water to pass through them, and which don’t?

 
 

Transkription:

Raubtiere in der Natur

[Über einem Tiger auf der Lauer] Ich verfolge meine Beute stundenlang, bevor ich sie plötzlich töte

[Über einem getarnten Oktopus] Ich verschmelze mit meiner Umgebung, um für meine Beute unsichtbar zu werden

[Über einer Eule im Flug] Ich entwickle spezialisierte Federn, die mich völlig geräuschlos machen

Raubtiere in Filmen

[Über einem Screenshot aus Jurassic Park von 1990, in dem ein T-Rex kreischt] Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!

Bildquellen:

https://hdqwalls.com/wallpapers/great-horned-owl-to.jpg
https://scaquarium.org/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/octopus-izzy-03-1.jpg
https://st.depositphotos.com/1171396/2488/i/950/depositphotos_24882971-Tiger-stalking.jpg
https://d279m997dpfwgl.cloudfront.net/wp/2015/06/0610_t-rex1.jpg

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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by bleistift2@sopuli.xyz to c/memes@sopuli.xyz
 

geteilt von: https://sopuli.xyz/post/26491476

Meme transcription:

Predators in nature

[Superimposed over an image of a tiger] I stalk my prey for hours before I make a sudden attack

[Superimposed over an image of a camouflaging octopus] I blend in with my surroundings to become invisible for my prey

[Superimposed over an owl in flight] I grow specialized feathers to muffle any sound I make during flight

Predators in movies

[Superimposed over a still from the 1990 movie Jurassic Park showing a screaming Tyrannosaurus Rex] Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!

Image sources:

https://hdqwalls.com/wallpapers/great-horned-owl-to.jpg
https://scaquarium.org/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/octopus-izzy-03-1.jpg
https://st.depositphotos.com/1171396/2488/i/950/depositphotos_24882971-Tiger-stalking.jpg
https://d279m997dpfwgl.cloudfront.net/wp/2015/06/0610_t-rex1.jpg

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