[-] grandkaiser@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Better to have ads pushed down our collective throats than let collectivists have us by the throat. An 'unregulated' market lets us choose whether or not to use them, instead of justifying their necessity to avoid censorship.

[-] grandkaiser@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

The most secure & economical option is to never go outside

As a network security expert, I've got that on LOCK

[-] grandkaiser@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Clostridium difficile has entered the gut

[-] grandkaiser@lemmy.world 54 points 1 month ago

Firefighters hate this one easy trick!

[-] grandkaiser@lemmy.world 42 points 4 months ago

DNS engineer here.

It's always DNS because no one wants to hire us. We're prima donnas that don't work much and demand large salaries. Companies think they can get away with having some random network guy "learn a bit of DNS" and it works!!... For a while... Then it fails catestrophically and the DNS engineer that was let go to "save costs" smugly watches them crash and burn. The job is super easy and simple until you're 48 hours into troubleshooting and the CTO is lighting money on fire trying to get the network back online. A big company can easily burn a DNS engineers 10 years salary in costs if they have a single large DNS failure (security or downtime).

[-] grandkaiser@lemmy.world 41 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

That's wrong! There are only three bilabial letters! P, M, and B. F and V are labiodental

[-] grandkaiser@lemmy.world 95 points 8 months ago

Steve Harvey: "We asked 100 people, what is the male reproductive organ?"

Contestant: "The penis"

SH: "A WUH... HUH??" audience erupts into laughter Steve Harvey grabs onto podium to support himself laughter gets even louder

SH: O lordy... one man goes into cardiac arrest and many others begin vomiting profusely from laughing too hard

SH: YOU PEOPLE NEED HELP the Earth shatters and Satan rises from the underworld to claim unworthy souls the universe begins rapidly closing in on itself

SH: (putting on a weary voice) Survey says... the board shows 100 for "penis" Harvey is able to get off one more shocked look before existence as we know it comes to an end

[-] grandkaiser@lemmy.world 43 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I couldn't roll my eyes hard enough. It instantly reminded me of r/atheism titles going "dae religion bad ?๐Ÿ˜ค" 80,000 up votes

[-] grandkaiser@lemmy.world 54 points 9 months ago

SEO is what is killing Google. Companies designing shit websites designed to highjack search results is a huge issue.

[-] grandkaiser@lemmy.world 51 points 10 months ago

Security through obscurity is not security

[-] grandkaiser@lemmy.world 85 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Hi, professional DNS engineer here! if anyone has any questions about the inner workings of DNS or top level domains, ask away! (THIS IS MY MOMENT)

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