huf

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[–] huf@hexbear.net 1 points 9 minutes ago

and magne-tosphere of course

[–] huf@hexbear.net 1 points 21 minutes ago

that's because spray paint is declasse. people with a touch of class sniff glue or air fresheners.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 4 points 54 minutes ago

he'll invent a new biblically accurate number that drives everyone insane if they look at it, and set the tariffs to that

[–] huf@hexbear.net 1 points 55 minutes ago

also, weirdest fucking bird strike

[–] huf@hexbear.net 2 points 59 minutes ago

they taxed our fish, then asked for more
we answer tariffs with TOTAL WAR

 

and vice versa.

same for helicopter.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 5 points 1 hour ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neighbours_from_Hell

this but with vietnam. i'd play the shit out of it.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 7 points 4 hours ago

i used to make this on my own as a kid. it wasnt good.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 3 points 10 hours ago

arse on fire, heh

[–] huf@hexbear.net 10 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (3 children)

it's always been obvious to me that we need something to fill the gap between awk and excel, but please please not excel. please. among the 8 billion people on earth, someone has to have a better idea

[–] huf@hexbear.net 6 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

one time, my sister told me we should watch the unaltered star wars trilogy. through the magic of two hungarians who speak very good english, i managed to hear that "unaltered" as "anal turd"

i was somewhat puzzled for a bit there, i gotta admit

[–] huf@hexbear.net 19 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

this is what cars are

[–] huf@hexbear.net 43 points 18 hours ago (4 children)

fucking mythbusters showed quite clearly in an idiot-digestible way that trying to drive and talk at the same time is a bad fucking idea, unless you either dont care how you drive or dont really care what you're saying. how. how. you're in a 2ton piece of steel hurtling down the scenery, jesus christ.

 

 

 

what the fuck is going on

 

hahahahahahahahhahah holy shit

 

big-cool

 

If Trump sanctions Denmark, EU should sanction USA

sanction china, russia, the US... who are you gonna trade with?

incredible minds.

 

that's it.

 

shudder

 

seriously. where are all these masses coming from who think a cat's coloring affects their personality? what the fuck?

even though we're also super racist, this at least is not a thing here. it's never been a thing.

what the fuck.

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