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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I'm still waiting for the day when the sun decides to spill two scoops of raisins on us

Such a thing would end the world

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

A T-Shirt of the sun dumping 2 planet-sized scoops of raisins on earth with the caption "Raisin' hell"

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

Yes

Please

I love it

[–] huf@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

we've had rains of frogs, red snow, fish, bedsteads, innuendos, who knows what else. i doubt raisins would end us all

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The sun is about 109 times the size of the Earth

Two scoops of raisins, 109 times (at least!) bigger

It'd be a shotgun blast of sweetness that none of us would survive

[–] huf@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

you are right. i did not consider science.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

furthermore, it's reactionary. it's the usual reversal of oppressed and oppressor that we see in capitalist society.

we are the ones who need protection from the daystar, not it!

[–] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

🌞——(deadly radiation)——>🌏

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

the sun should wear a veil, a wide-brimmed hat or a hoodie honestly, maybe all the above

looking upon the face of god is supposed to be lethal etc

[–] huf@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

the least god could do is make it non-lethal for us, honestly

[–] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

If I stare at the sun too long I do damage my eyes

[–] blame@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

i always thought this was an m&m

[–] blame@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

like why is the sun reflective

[–] blame@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

and why does it have shadows

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

That's sanox

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

This is anti-gmcfosho posting and its bad, folks. One of the worst we've seen.