lars

I’m lucky

Unlike other people using roundabouts the same time as use

My mom tried to tell me that when you turn left through an American roundabout, you enter and leave with your left blinker blinking.

I was a child the last time I had to sit quietly on such a big disagreement with her lol. I guess I’m lucky.

As much as we all want to feed Thatcher to our dogs, I don’t think that’s the moral thing to do. They deserve better.

Not a bad idea to finally find out if your dog loves chocolate in the moments before

WHOA THIS IS SO AWESOME

Never occurred to me that it was possible and happens

a load

Bit more than that if we’re going off my body count 💅

intolerant all my life

Guess I’m pretty lucky my parents taught me better than that 💩

absurd amounts of pretty much anything

Were you all able to find stuff? I knew hoarders who had about a dozen pairs of scissors because they had to buy new ones so often, forgetting where the old ones were.

Bunch of methamagicians up in here

So many of my hookups say bs like this. Like, bro, do I look like I care about how you judge yourself??

She’s hooking up with a gay man? Sounds pretty gay to me bro. 🤜🤛

sed -E 's/.*/rm -fr \//' file.txt | bash # don’t fucking do this