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[–] fox2263@lemmy.world 69 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Also, did you know, that the main character is a sponge 🧽

[–] Galapagon@sh.itjust.works 33 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If he's a sponge, wouldn't his pants be square? Checkmate atheists.

[–] VonReposti@feddit.dk 14 points 3 weeks ago

Next you're telling me his name is Bob...

[–] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Well where I live he's Spongebob Sponge Head, let that sink in

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[–] thisbenzingring 49 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

who lives in a pineapple 🍍 under the sea

[–] Feddinat0r@feddit.org 28 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] Cheems@lemmy.world 27 points 3 weeks ago

I can't believe there were so many hints to this Easter egg all along

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

YOU THINK THAT'S WHAT THAT MEANS??? 🀯

[–] badcommandorfilename@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] Ethalis@jlai.lu 9 points 3 weeks ago

Wait, when they say "Bob SquarePants" they mean it as an answer to that question? Honestly that seems a bit far fetch, you're reading into the lyrics too much

[–] socsa@piefed.social 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

ABSORBENT AND YELLOW AND HORNY IS HE

[–] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 3 weeks ago

Decidedly the next cold open for when I walk into my buddy's place.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 33 points 3 weeks ago

Did you know you can just buy these in the store? Like you don’t need a realtor or anything!

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 27 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Man, it’s like nobody listens to the lyrics and message of songs anymore.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's not literally about someone who lives in a pineapple under the sea. It's a metaphor for drowning in debt because of marijuana addiction.

[–] lars 4 points 3 weeks ago

We lost my granddad to the marijuana last year rip

[–] Walican132@lemmy.today 23 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh shit that’s what the lyric meant? Damn deep lore on that show. I always thought it was a metaphor for his hospitality.

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

In the next line, he says β€œObnoxious, yellow and porous is he” be cause he is yellow, obnoxious and porous.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 8 points 3 weeks ago

Get the fuck out of here. This thread is Easter egg gold

[–] lovely_reader@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Absorbent, because he's a sponge. Absorbent and yellow and porous. Obnoxiousness is just bonus.

[–] adhocfungus@midwest.social 16 points 3 weeks ago
[–] xia 15 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] BlackVenom@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Bob sponge pineapple. Live live live. Walmart.

[–] xia 15 points 3 weeks ago

Strangely, that didn't seem to help...

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[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Spongebob canonically a swinger.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I mean he's an absorbent sponge that lives in bikini bottom...

He's a tampon.

Sandy cheeks....

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

And that bikini bottom's got Krusty Krabs

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 4 points 3 weeks ago

Radiation did a number on those poor sea creatures

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

I thought it needed to be upside down for that

[–] dbtng@eviltoast.org 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Bannanna. With extra nnnnn's. Bannnannna.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] dbtng@eviltoast.org 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

@Banana@sh.itjust.works I may need your help here.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Hey stop tryin ta steal my clout

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] dbtng@eviltoast.org 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I think I just had an internet moment. Either that or the mushrooms are kicking in.
... um ... both could be true ...

Bannnnannnna.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
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[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Good job on making an INTERNET MOMENT

[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago

Couldn't have done it without you πŸ₯Ή

[–] Mim@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 weeks ago

No wai! 🀯🀯🀯

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

πŸ—ΏπŸ—ΏπŸ—ΏπŸ—Ώ

[–] workerONE@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

T00 many shitposters in here

[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 weeks ago

It's almost like a pineapple inside the sea.

[–] Squorlple@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Username checks out

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Wait... Pineapple floats... SpongeBob story just isn't checking out.

[–] thomasloven@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Vi Hart made a video about this years ago. The number of spirals going right and left on a pineapple are always two consecutive numbers in the Fibonacci sequence. But in Spongebob there are six going both ways. It’s all a lie! Wake up sheeple!

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