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Later virgins (slrpnk.net)
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[-] BubbleMonkey@slrpnk.net 68 points 5 months ago

They say “was a virgin” for a lot of gay men.

Bet his dick was in lots of things, just not a biblical wife.

[-] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 30 points 5 months ago

In general, I agree with you. But specifically Isaac Newton? The only thing his dick might have been in was a coconut.

[-] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 5 months ago

or maybe in nothing? asexual people exist too

[-] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

They say there are no asexuals in fox holes

[-] Shard@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago

African or European swallow?

[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

I don't know thaaaaaahhhhhh!

[-] BubbleMonkey@slrpnk.net 11 points 5 months ago

That’s a thing, and frankly if we discount coconuts a lot more of the internet is virgin than we care to engage with…..?

If that’s what it takes for greatness, we need more coconut fuckers. I guess….?

Or whatever.

Look don’t quote me on this but smart people are weird as fuck, and a lot of them are super not into normie life..

[-] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 months ago

And many smart people aren't great people. Maybe the percentage of coconut fuckers is just right.

[-] BubbleMonkey@slrpnk.net 8 points 5 months ago

Honestly it probably is just right. Whatever the number is it’s seems to be the right number.

Maybe musk would have done better with a coconut tho.. just sayin.

[-] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

buy twitter

call it nutter

fire half of the staff and remodel the building into the first indoors coconut farm

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Then the coconut would have a weird name now instead of his DNA copies.

[-] kautau@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

“Uh, it just happened to fall on it. In any case, here’s gravity”

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

You put the dick in the coconut and drink em both up

[-] Dadifer@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Wasn't he fairly religious?

[-] eldavi@lemmy.ml 4 points 5 months ago

so too are a lot of gay men

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