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[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 81 points 5 months ago

George Washington would put trump in the fucking ground faster than you could say king of America

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 48 points 5 months ago

Washington's ghost: "Let's see how America is getting along."

"..."

"Welp, I tried to warn them political parties were a bad idea."

[-] SeabassDan@lemmy.world 26 points 5 months ago

I heard that mfer had like, 30 gdamn dicks

[-] SaintWacko@midwest.social 3 points 5 months ago

And only five of them were his!

[-] experbia@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

I've been assured he was 12 stories high and made of radiation

[-] Comment105@lemm.ee 3 points 5 months ago

Nukes are mined from Washington's grave, and the only reason Russia and other nations also have them is because he once wandered a bit too far into Siberia and froze his toes off on a trip that was just meant to explore the northwestern reaches of the new continent. He leaped to the Diomede islands and his toes dipped into the water, he walked into Russia with wet shoes.

[-] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com -2 points 5 months ago

He'll save the children but not the Palestinian children?

[-] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 17 points 5 months ago

I had the Mental Image of George calmly setting aside his false teeth before suplexing Trump so hard that you could measure it on the Richter scale.

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Washington was surrounded by Trump-like figures during his Presidency and profited handsomely from their patronage. His administration only put you in the ground if you were a Pennsylvania wheat farmer trying to dodge a huge new tax on your most efficient method of commodity preservation.

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Indeed he would.

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