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(CNN) — President Joe Biden has tested positive for Covid-19, according to the president and CEO of UnidosUS Janet Murguía.

Biden was expected to speak at the group’s conference in Las Vegas Wednesday night.

I was just on the phone with President Biden. And he shared his deep disappointment at not being able to join us this afternoon. The president has been at many events as we all know and he just tested positive for Covid

Murguía told attendees.

Biden, 81, had been scheduled to take the stage an hour and a half prior.

CNN has reached out to the Biden campaign and the White House for comment.

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[-] ZoomeristLeninist@hexbear.net 108 points 3 months ago

biden's doctor giving him hundreds of covid tests until one of them gives a false positive so he can diagnose without losing their license

[-] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 65 points 3 months ago

it feels kinda cheesy to abuse the game mechanics like that

[-] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 57 points 3 months ago

trump-anguish

Sleepy Joe is wavedashing away from the public eye! Sad!

[-] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 40 points 3 months ago

“People are saying I’m the best at movement tech. My speedrunning is like me on the campaign trail. Unstoppable, unbeatable, always winning. Sleepy Joe speedruns like he’s trying to finish a sentence.”

[-] Storm@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago

"Sleepy Joe speedruns like he's trying to finish a sentence."

michael-laugh

[-] femboi@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago

Folks, Biden can't even do a basic rocket jump! It's very sad. Unlike me, I'm the best soldier in RGL. Everyone knows it. I've got the best syncshots and surfs, the best anyone's ever seen! Froyotech was gonna play me but they got too scared and forfeited! True story

[-] CyberSyndicalist@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago

pretty sure the chip damage from the swab would kill him at this point

[-] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 57 points 3 months ago

exactly, hope he does have it and it kills him but sounds sus so far

[-] CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net 23 points 3 months ago

Not like Biden would remember getting the last one 15 minutes before.

Anyway, would be funny if that gave him a sinus infection that was the beginning of the end

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