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Like the frequency dying plants make? Makes sense. Looks like evolution could already did this in the past.
I'm sorry what the fuck now
https://www.nytimes.com/2023/03/30/science/plant-sounds-stress.html
alright that's it, I'm never eating plant based food again.
What... What's let to eat then?
meat, exclusively
Sure, meat doesn't make sounds while dying. /s
well at least you can hear it. what the plants have is some I have no mouth but I must scream type shit. also they can't even run away. eating vegetables is absolutely inhumane.
The animals you eat eat a lot more plants during their life than you ever could.
The solution is obvious: Only eat baby animals. They grow on their mothers' milk, which hurts no one.
Correct conclusion
Fungi.
Wait you mean you guys can't hear that?
Thanks for making me aware ๐