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[-] the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 19 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

I know from first hand experience you can't do it by accident as one time, hung over and showering in the dark in the early morning i got a little dizzy and sat down.

Perfectly meeting my starfish to the shampoo bottle on the floor. It could not have been more on target had i attempted this.

I shot up, seeing stars like for real for only the second time in my life. I wasnt dizzy, I was up and at em' baby. Wooo what a rush! Hurt a lot for a minute. Hard as i sat down I don't think that bottle tip made it a millimeter into my pooper.

So yeah, impossible

[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 13 points 4 weeks ago

The sphincter is one of the few muscles that is contracted by default, and you have to consciously loose. So yeah, unless you have some medical condition, not very likely to get something in by accident

[-] the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 8 points 4 weeks ago

contracted by default

Cool, what others are there? Also, goofy question: what's the relative strength of this 'outer anus'? It wasn't listed in my search for strongest muscles and most results are tips on gaining anus strength

[-] Infynis@midwest.social 14 points 4 weeks ago

most results are tips on gaining anus strength

Has the Olympics gone too far?

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 weeks ago

If you put your mind to it, you can turn it into a cigar cutter

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