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[-] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 43 points 1 day ago
[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 46 points 1 day ago

It always comes from a "anonymous" "whistleblower" off fucking 4chan talking about underwater pyramids building UFOs and coming to abduct white people.

[-] KurtVonnegut@hexbear.net 26 points 1 day ago

I have a VERY reliable anonymous source with definitive proof that the UFOs over New Jersey are actually just the Nintendo Switch 2. (I will post proof later, I promise.) /s

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 23 points 1 day ago

Wait, your cousin works at Nintendo and totally told you the inside scoop, too?

[-] KurtVonnegut@hexbear.net 19 points 1 day ago

Its actually my girlfriend's dad. My girlfriend lives in Canada, and she already has a PlayStation 7, and she lets me play with it every time I go to Canada.

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago

You are the coolest kid for the next week and a half

underwater pyramids building UFOs and coming to abduct white people.

With this kind of budget, this Stargate SG-1 reboot is gonna be off the chain

[-] DefinitelyNotAPhone@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago

Unfortunately that budget was blown entirely on finding more ammo for their P90s. Totally worth it.

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