Talk about fucked up detoxing your idiot propagandized Western capitalist mind here (hexbear.net)

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This week I was posting something about post World War 2 and how multiple imperialist powers gave up their overseas holdings, and I very nearly typed about how all of these countries just voluntarily did it. But I was posting about France and Algeria, so I knew that couldn't be true, so I looked up the process of decolonization and of course I had basically just about regurgitated some weak ass History Channel noble white folk nonsense about how the magnanimous West just let Asia and Africa roam free after WW2.

What stupid shit have you caught yourself doing or saying recently?

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[-] FUCKTHEPAINTUP@hexbear.net 13 points 4 years ago

I do self-criticism constantly because I’m trapped in a Maoist cult where comrades (white terrorists) criticize me mercilessly for having a fascist credit card (VISA Silver Signature Rewards)

They won’t let me order vegan pizza anymore because the phone is fascist and “summoning my pizza slaves with a bourgeois app” is “bad vibes”

[-] science_pope@hexbear.net 5 points 4 years ago

This is precisely the kind of gourmet, multilayered leftist ironic shitposting I come here for.

[-] FUCKTHEPAINTUP@hexbear.net 5 points 4 years ago

They’re making me walk to the pizza place and use cash. I wish I had never gotten tricked into Communism

[-] science_pope@hexbear.net 5 points 4 years ago

They let you use fascist cash?

[-] BlueMagaChud@hexbear.net 5 points 4 years ago

It's ok if you write slaveowner over all the faces

[-] FUCKTHEPAINTUP@hexbear.net 5 points 4 years ago* (last edited 4 years ago)

Oh fuck please don’t give them any more ideas

[-] science_pope@hexbear.net 4 points 4 years ago

Ah, shit! Sorry, chum.

[-] TheDeed@hexbear.net 2 points 4 years ago* (last edited 4 years ago)

You joke but there is a literal “Maoist” cult in my city, they came in and beat up an old man at the dsa

They also had to have the police help them put the safety on their guns at a demonstration once lmao

[-] FUCKTHEPAINTUP@hexbear.net 2 points 4 years ago

Maybe that nice old man who was a dang war hero from the DSA actually struck one of the female Maoists first and then got his ass handed to him.

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