I do self-criticism constantly because I’m trapped in a Maoist cult where comrades (white terrorists) criticize me mercilessly for having a fascist credit card (VISA Silver Signature Rewards)
They won’t let me order vegan pizza anymore because the phone is fascist and “summoning my pizza slaves with a bourgeois app” is “bad vibes”
This is precisely the kind of gourmet, multilayered leftist ironic shitposting I come here for.
They’re making me walk to the pizza place and use cash. I wish I had never gotten tricked into Communism
They let you use fascist cash?
It's ok if you write slaveowner over all the faces
Oh fuck please don’t give them any more ideas
Ah, shit! Sorry, chum.
You joke but there is a literal “Maoist” cult in my city, they came in and beat up an old man at the dsa
They also had to have the police help them put the safety on their guns at a demonstration once lmao
Maybe that nice old man who was a dang war hero from the DSA actually struck one of the female Maoists first and then got his ass handed to him.
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