"I'm an incredibly cruel and shallow asshole that demands that everyone conforms to my beauty standards and my love for a woman will only ever be skin deep and transactional. Why can't I keep a gf?"
Gad damn, even the dudes on that site that have girlfriends are miserable and hate their perfect waifu the moment they change slightly physically (or don't change enough if the dude suddenly decided he likes a different aesthetic). They'll complain that women only date muscular men, then complain when women don't date muscular men. They'll complain about "ugly" women but at the same time complain that they themselves aren't attractive enough to get girls. They're incredibly shallow while complaining that every woman they date is shallow. The lengths they go to avoid self-reflection must be wild.
The misunderstanding of The Substance in particular made me laugh. The film is critiquing the exact shallow obsessions these dorks chase, and instead of taking a step back and asking themselves "Are we the baddies?" They just whine about how it's not a film about how hard it is for men to go through rejection. As if their isn't already a million things like that in media, and as if it's only men that go though embarrassing dating troubles.
Anyway here's a link to the site if you hate yourself: https://inshapetoday.com/
It just seems like young people are almost always motivated by weird body image issues. It's a very different mentality and mindspace when your motivation is "I want to live long enough to see my grandchildren" or "I don't want to spend my 70s in a wheelchair or bedridden" instead of "I want to look hot."
The dude obsesses over his weight even though he's doing plenty of unhealthy things like not sleeping enough. And he's presumably not focusing on stretching even though one of the first things you notice about old people is how their range of motion is so limited compared with young people.